I'm on Tumblr, drunk off vodka, and listening to Brokencyde. It's 2010 again and I'm in heaven.
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me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun
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var8
this a real human heart after heartbreak. so sad :(
that is a pomegranate.
no this is a human heart after heartbreak can’t you read
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i love it when girls call me diddy
diddy you mean daddy
landorus
no i didnt
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I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in
autisticexpression
How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?
Round One
Dog toy
Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.
Round Two:
D-dog...toy?
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joebidennudes-deactivated201711
five stages of grief
denial
anger
bargaining
depression
acceptance
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officer: pop the trunk me: I can explain
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me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money
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hmmm
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I keep getting terrifying emails from colleges
Emily, we’re coming for you
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me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u
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camiekahle
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
rick-sanchez
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
icexxxtea
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
haywood-you-stop-that
itscarororo
i’m crying
smore-692
WAAA-
home-stuck-in-desert-bluffs
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
furry-boss-monster
IT’S BACK
tinage-dreams
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?
lucyheartfiliaxxnatsudragneel
re-blogging again xD
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Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.
bungus
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