Adding gold leaf to the newest geode portrait, I really liked the first one so I thought I’d try a different gemstone this time ✨
#sweetest avenger
Mass Effect Fanfiction
A story based on Garrus Vakarian in the aftermath of the battle in London against the reapers.
HEY GUYS
I have recently published the prologue and first chapter of the book I am writing called Road of Feathers and am looking for beta readers to give it a read and tell me what they think be it good or bad.
If you are a fan of fantasy (specifically Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Children of Blood and Bone) then I think you may really enjoy my work. If anyone could take the time to do this for me and god forbid even enjoy it, I would be immensely grateful and am I happy to return the favour if you too are an aspiring author. Much love!
“It’s been a damn good ride…” “The best.”
These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.
Endless List of Great Scenes
1. “You are an Avenger”
One of the highlights of Age of Ultron for me was the hesitant yet brilliantly portrayed connection Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye had with the Maximoff twins. Be it his playful rivalry with Aaron Johnson’s Quicksilver or his almost big brother-like role with Elizabeth Olsen’s Scarlet Witch, it is in my opinion the most consistently brilliant theme in the film. It is best depicted in Barton’s pep talk with Wanda in the climactic battle when he tells her to get her head together and make a stand.
Lemon Snickers: a many bad things
Citrus High Fructose Corn Syrup Sugar Vesicle: An Arrangement of Deplorable Affairs
Fruit Candy: Uh-Oh
Tumblr users, please never change
Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
This is pretty great
Making this its own post, because I’ve gotten a lot of feedback from people saying they didn’t realize Meredith had sent for the Right of Annulment long before Anders blew up the Chantry. (This ambient dialogue is at the very beginning of Act 3.)
Just let that sink in.
The tempalrs were going to slaughter everyone in the Circle. Regardless. Completely separate to Anders’ actions.
This, combined with Leliana’s report that Divine Justinia is contemplating a new Exalted March on Kirkwall because she considers the mage unrest the “worst threat to Thedas since the Qunari invaded,” really puts things into perspective.
Imagine watching your husband spend time with your child.
I MADE A TIMELINE! After my original post I just had to sit down, prepare my brain for mental combat, and go for the big guns. This information all comes from official Overwatch hero bios, videos and articles, as well as interviews and panels from devs, so even if some of my estimated dates (which you can identify using the timeline key) aren’t 100% to the year the chronology should make sense, and the events are all canonical.
-pushes up glasses-
Alright y’all! As always I hope this is useful to you, and feel free to contact me should you have any questions! ( I have a FAQ/info post now! Check it out. :) )
Please don’t re-post this timeline! It’ll be updated here as new information comes out, and like any other piece of art I simply don’t want my compilation to be distributed without my consent!
EDIT 5: BIG UPDATE, Y’ALL! I finally made those aesthetic changes I was talking about, and added in a few more hot, fresh, spicy pieces of information! You’ll also notice shiny new character portraits for more visual interest, and better spacing in the recent history sections. Specific “patch notes” below the cut!
Using an American flag to cover up someone calling for an end to racism and hate is the best metaphor I’ve seen. #Hate it!
soldier: shit captain america is here and hes really strong, better not use my gun and just slam my dick and balls into the side of this truck
“Suck truck! Merica!” 🇺🇸