oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
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oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
fall 2015 // max
when u get ur dad hooked on rpdr
A pansexual and demisexual start dating, creating a pandemic.
It was strange to see the Knight of Flowers all in white when before he had always been as colorful as a rainbow. “If you will pardon my asking, ser—why would anyone choose to join the Kingsguard at seventeen? To guard the king’s life, you surrender your own. You give up your lands and titles, give up hope of marriage, children.. ” “House Tyrell continues through my brothers,” Ser Loras said. “It is not necessary for a third son to wed, or breed.” “Not necessary, but some find it pleasant. What of love?” “When the sun has set, no candle can replace it.”
watching rupaul’s drag race like
Accurate
Max Malanaphy serving Noir Realness
d’you reckon george r r martin just constantly plays mmm whatcha say as he writes or
tbh girls are so nice
thank you to all of the girls who’ve ever given me their last hair elastic thank you to all the girls i’ve ever danced with at parties bc i wanted to dance but no one else was dancing also thanks to all the girls who’ve genuinely complimented me while passing me by thanks for baking me pies and giving me cool nail polish and plants and just overall being positive and supportive you are truly loved and appreciated and you’re a gift to this cruel world
jack white and weird al
she’s beauty she’s grace she’s billie joe armstrong
when i have to answer a sports question on trivia crack
when you answer it correctly
Can you imagine being in charge of the tumblr at Denny’s …. Like ‘sir we’re going to post a picture of a skeleton refueling at our restaurant after the war’ ‘but why would -’ ‘trust me sir its what’s best for the company’