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Girls will be ghouls.

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Long live the Oxford comma I like drag queens, rock stars, and eyebrow care ♠♠♠
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A pansexual and demisexual start dating, creating a pandemic.

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lushcola
It was strange to see the Knight of Flowers all in white when before he had always been as colorful as a rainbow.  “If you will pardon my asking, ser—why would anyone choose to join the Kingsguard at seventeen? To guard the king’s life, you surrender your own. You give up your lands and titles, give up hope of marriage, children.. ” House Tyrell continues through my brothers,” Ser Loras said. “It is not necessary for a third son to wed, or breed.”  Not necessary, but some find it pleasant. What of love?” “When the sun has set, no candle can replace it.”
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girlpanties

tbh girls are so nice

thank you to all of the girls who’ve ever given me their last hair elastic thank you to all the girls i’ve ever danced with at parties bc i wanted to dance but no one else was dancing also thanks to all the girls who’ve genuinely complimented me while passing me by thanks for baking me pies and giving me cool nail polish and plants and just overall being positive and supportive you are truly loved and appreciated and you’re a gift to this cruel world

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4-8yr Olds Describing Love.

Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
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when i have to answer a sports question on trivia crack

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when you answer it correctly

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minyardii

Can you imagine being in charge of the tumblr at Denny’s …. Like ‘sir we’re going to post a picture of a skeleton refueling at our restaurant after the war’ ‘but why would -’ ‘trust me sir its what’s best for the company’

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