a crow's nest

‼️thomas the cat celebrity sighting‼️

drawing from scorpy’s vhs tapes stream today in which i inserted into various background images (the last 2 are old drawings i recycled for this)

The Desolation of Scorch

johnny chaos

Nobody in this game has any chill

He is but you would not believe how little relevance that has to the case

I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

a bumbling furry world osha inspector who keeps going to various kink setups like a transformation goop plant or a drone factory and, through a series of comedic coincidences, constantly narrowly dodges the universe's attempts to do something horny to him

his name is Yakov Carl Hurley btw

Last month I caught Covid, and right at the start of my symptoms I saw this post. For the next 8ish days, I was HAUNTED by this song. It played on a loop in my head for hours. I would wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat singing “…mixed with Zach Galifianakis” as it bounced around in my virus-addled brain. It was literally inescapable.

Anyway as soon as that ended, the Morbin Time memes started so you can imagine how that went for me, who would be deliriously sick for another 5 days.

i always forget that bird from starfox is named falco lombardi. italian bird. i know his home life is some bananas shit.

falco's italian bird mom: falcone when are you gonna get a real job. youre comin home all hours a the night smellin like space shit trackin martian dirt on my fuckin floors. how am i supposed to get any grandchildren with you livin like this

falco: ma i dont wanna hear it right now alright can you just tell me where the prosciutto is, im tryin ta make a fuckin sandwich ova here

falco's italian bird mom: giacomo do you hear this bullshit comin outta your son's mouth right now

falco's half italian bird dad: m'watchin wheel of fortune

47 your target is an oil magnate by the name of RuPaul

Sashay Away:

Death Drop:

The Slay Button:

Oh No She Better Don’t

• Kill RuPaul in a way that frames Michelle Visage

Don’t. Fuck. It. Up.

• Kill RuPaul without being seen

Mathu’s Revenge

• Kill RuPaul in his dressing room

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m