Hi Welcome To Chili’s

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response

Fuck off! It’s Thursday! Don’t Forget to submerge yourself in a false persona and forget who you truly are! 

Hi! We're introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They're a steal at $7.99—that's cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog on web only (for now). Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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English added by me :)

Chinese Douyin is making cinematic masterpieces, meanwhile English tiktok is family guy funny moments with subway surfers gameplay underneath

You can’t get this anywhere else

we can no longer start a new social media site in the reviews section of Lawry’s seasoned salt (16oz) on Amazon

Resemblance

why did God give me these battles (getting dressed and leaving the house)

Who would've guessed

dreamy sigh followed by agonized sobbing

every girl should be allowed to lie on the floor for 16 hours a day to cope with the agonies

team dark goes to a hatsune miku concert

made it more accurate 👍

you could have just put the pixels on there, you didnt need to add something under it

I also could've just added it without the pixels, so maybe don't be an ungrateful bitch about it

HELP

クッションぬいぐるみ(ぽてもこ)

Oh gosh! People from TWITTER are coming to Tumblr now?

They better not be any anti-SJWs if they know what’s good for them!

Dani I’m not strong enough to do this again

Vera! Do not give into despair! That is what Mastermind Musk wants!

Hey anyone in this thread smoke weed?