Blue Öyster Cult - Burnin’ For You

1981. Fire of Unknown Origin

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I HATE THEM I HATE THEM SO MUCH SHUT UP *crying*

Wow they sure are deeply in love with each other and I have no emotions about this at all

https://www.instagram.com/theresafractale/

I will bow before her and her majestic doggos

the fancy nein

#mood

Jeff Östberg  -  http://jeffostberg.se  -  https://www.instagram.com/Jeffelicious  -  https://www.pinterest.es/jeffstberg

Vasilisa the Beautiful • Ivan Bilibin, 1898

Path of the Sword

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Drawlloween 2018 by Ksenia Svincova

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

Also had the best line/delivery of any movie ever

One of my fav movies

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges -

Credit: Elizabeth Sagan

Me articulating all the flaws in a piece of media & enjoying it anyway

tiny cats in tiny hats

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.

How to feel like an ancient empress

*Wear velvet, silk, fine fabrics

*Take long baths with milk, honey, and olive oil

*Wear perfume with frankincense or rose or myrrh or neroli

*Wear gold and pearls and precious stones

*Paint your nails red or gold

*Put lavender satchels in your drawers

*Have good posture

*Give yourself a facial massage

*Speak with confidence–no one has the right to overpower your voice

*Rub a body oil into your skin when you get out of the bath

*Use a face oil with your moisturizer

*Wear a watch and be punctual

*Listen to those in need

*Clean and declutter your space

*Smile–but only when you want to

*Braid your hair

*Read novels or folklore/myth or poetry

*Be kind to children–have no sympathy for those who would hurt them

*Use cosmetics with pearl powder

*Go to bed early

*Eat well