fuck ted faro
being known is a mortifying ordeal not only bc it involves allowing someone to see the worst of you and hoping they will love you anyway but also bc it involves letting them see the best of you and hoping it actually means something to them
mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”
me at god
this is honestly how some of y’all sound
officer, that’s my emotional support two-liter of vodka lemonade
Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag
They’ve found really clever workarounds, as they were banned from flying the pride flag on the flag pole.
They aren’t ignoring orders: they are obeying the orders to the exact letter.
hey so good news, disney has listened to our criticisms of the new lion king designs and has redesigned the characters!
i can’t believe you just made me experience this
Me dialing 911 after seeing this post
it’s fucked up that firemen are always standing around shirtless with their defined muscles coated in glistening oil. like oil’s flammable idiots
it’s called building an immunity moron
On GOD we gon get you some will to live bro
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
no they don’t they show the effects of the normalization of pedophilia in our society
and the way that capitalism has forced women to view their appearance as a commodity from puberty
the best part of being viciously hated in high school is that old classmates never hit me up trying to indoctrinate me in pyramid scheme bullshit… the pain pays off in its own ways, eventually
how is this shit even legal ?!!
[text: “Someone years ago said that cop cars in the UK are very visible and clearly marked so citizens can identify them when they need help. US cops do whatever they can to hide the fact that they’re a cop car because their purpose is to write tickets and generate revenue.”]
It’s crazy how the police force constantly does things like this designed to hide themselves and rule citizens with fear and then they cry about how everyone hates cops