all from the pepsiman video!

• “that confirms my theory. i have no idea what this bitch is telling me.”
• “i might as well be talking to a cow’s udder.”
• “PARKOUR — ah shit —”
• “you can take the pepsi away from the man, but you can’t take the man away from the pepsi.”
• “we’re turning this up a notch.”
• “shitty bush. shitty fence. TITTY WOMAN —”
• “i went for the face-to-breast manoeuvre.”
• “privacy is no option in this world.”
• “this is… a predicament.”
• “how this trashcan manages to stay on his head after doing a backflip is simply beyond my comprehension.”
• “this garbage truck has malicious intent.”
• “i just jumped over a moving vehicle. who gives a fuck?”
• “the plot thickens.”
• “stay on the sidewalk ‘till you’re ready for the big leagues.”
• “after all, it is pepsiman’s world. we’re just living in it.”
• “engaging jetpack. jetpack must have malfunctioned.”
• “wouldn’t want her to be late for her dildo meeting. or — dildo club appointment. whatever she’s late for regarding dildos.”
• “is there any justice in this world?”
• “don’t act like this doesn’t happen all the time.”
• “the government’s trying to assassinate him for what he’s trying to do!”
• “this is one furious pepsi can.”
• “i’m getting my ass kicked by pepsi.”
• “with great pepsi comes great responsibility.”
• “shit. oh shit. shit. shit.”
• “you don’t even care any more, do you. i can see it in your non existent facial expressions.”
• “you’re just a hollow person now. you’re just empty.”
• “hold on a second. my dick needs a good scratching.”

• Lust: Something that I find attractive.
• Pride: Something that I like about myself.
• Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
• Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
• Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
• Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
• Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

1. What is one thing others might find intolerable about them? 2. Do they have any annoying quirks? If so, what are they? 3. Name one or more of their bad habits. 4. Any addictions? (Food, sex, drugs/alcohol, shopping, power/control, etc.) 5. What is one thing they do that can negatively affect their relationship with friends? 6. Their romantic relationships? 7. What is the biggest mistake they’ve ever made? 8. What mistake(s) do they continue to make/have not learned from? 9. Name some of their major physical shortcomings. 10. Some of their emotional shortcomings? 11. What are their intellectual shortcomings? 12. At least one thing that they tend to overreact to. 13. In what ways might they be overly negative and/or pessimistic? 14. Is there anything they are too optimistic about? 15. How might they be ignorant or prejudiced? 16. Do they have any behaviors and/or beliefs that cannot be adequately justified? 17. When would they be too judgmental of someone or something? 18. Are they ever a pushover about something? If so, how? 19. Is there anything they refuse to budge on? What are they stubborn about? 20. What is a self-inflicted misery of theirs? (i.e. something they perpetuate themselves)