plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

Sarcastic Asshole characters who have a tragic backstory are the type of character that I always fall for.

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

whos she talking about

I need new blogs to follow.

If you post any of the following, like/reblog and I’ll check out your blog

((Also feel free to follow me for these same topics b/c goals))

To all these pics of Seth and Liz Gillies

they are, liz has a bf. #manfriendbutyea

this is making me cry why wont the animal just move its head the water is right there

hes doing the best he can

Hi Tumblr. My name is Shane Burcaw, and I’m the hipsterly-dressed dinosaur creature in the wheelchair above. The beautiful girl is my girlfriend Anna. We were climbing a mountain (in Tom’s and khakis, obviously). 

I need all of you to help me by reblogging this. 

As some of you know, I created a nonprofit organization called Laughing At My Nightmare, Inc. to help people living with my disease. Look at my (sexy) bod in the pic above: keeping that hunk of man meat alive is expensive as hell. From breathing machines, to feeding tubes, to the bathroom equipment that lets me poop when I need to, the cost of living with SMA is astronomical. Luckily, I have always had the items I need, but there are thousands of people in my position who don’t have those things. 

I can change that, like forreal. And I’m not going to stop until I do. 

I’ve created a program through my nonprofit called No More Nightmares. The idea is simple: We give away the vital items that people with muscular dystrophy need to thrive. If I can change one life, I’ll be happy, but my dream is to change the world.

If you’d like to help me, I am asking that everyone who reads this give $5 to my charity: laughingatmynightmare.com/donate

If you don’t have means to donate online, you can send mail-in donations to:    PO Box 3398 Bethlehem, PA 18017

For the price of a meal at Chipotle, you can help me change the fucking world. Your gift will be used to help us purchase the equipment that people need to live more badass lives. If you can’t give, a reblog will help me reach more people! 

Thank you from the bottom of my atrophied heart!

Thank you all so much for the love and support. Let’s keep this going!

Raising so much for the cause! Thank you!

GUYS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT PASS THIS UP. I KNOW THIS GIRL AND SHE IS THE SWEETEST THING IN THE WORLD. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS. EVERYONE IS MISSING HER AND WE WANT HER TO COME HOME… 

EVERYONE IN CALIFORNIA PLEASE BE ON ALERT. PLEASE LOOK FOR HER. I KNOW THERE ARE MANY KIDS AND TEENAGERS MISSING BUT PLEASE.

This is a turtle duck.

Reblog the turtle duck.

…

Why?

Because it’s a turtle duck.

Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.

For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

i dont understand how some girls ARENT gay like. What can guys give you that girls cant, besides sexism and chest hair

And penises.  Don’t forget penises.

nah come on. u date a dude and he got a big dong and u aint into that, that’s it ur stuck with that big dong. u date a girl and her dildo aint up to ur standards, u go down to the store and pick one up for 50$ voila. boys r USELESS.

this post is making straight ppl mad keep reblogging it

My heart and prayers go out to Taylor and her family. I’m sorry to the swifties that are also hurting. I made these collages for you all. I’m so sorry. You are all strong and I know Mama Swift will make it.