‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

I love tumblr. I fucking love tumblr. Where else am I going to find shit like this

one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife

the knife was discreetly laced with a point blank gunshot to the head

My coworker completely misreads our maintenance guy’s vibes… he sees a big fuzzy bearded dude who works outside and thinks he must be super macho, completely missing all the bisexual tabletop gamer coding in his mannerisms. So when maintenance guy and I greet each other like high camp theatre nerds with a series of bows and flourishes and made-up titles, coworker is SO visibly confused and thinks I must have trained him to do this.

yeah he is my thrall now. I clicker-trained him with football hamburger gun and now he rolls for initiative at my command.

I just want to formally acknowledge to the person driving in front of me with bumper stickers reading "I'd Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss," "Slime Mold Is My Co-Pilot," and "Honk If You'd Rather Be Watching The Cinematic Masterpiece 'The Mummy' Starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz" that I know you have an account here and I approve of you

Does he mean anything to you

i am writing all the time except just like inside of me and not outside

bumping your OCs ages up every few years because they’re starting to feel like infants to you. reblog if you agree. 

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

@thestuffedalligator I made you a soundpost hope you like it!

Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd in Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead.

trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed

and when it gets dark & you're a little disorientated they like to slip in a couple that didn't exist before

The midnight train through Uncanny Valley.

Portrait study of @astralprisms's dream guardian

Where the Shadow Falls II ,Skøyen, Oslo, 17 November -   Mattias Härenstam, 2022.

Swedish, b. 1971-

Woodcut on paper with hand coloured watercolur,  105 x 90 cm. Ed. 20.

Moomins is a whole mood

I wasn’t gonna do stormtrooper Finn… but I’ve always wanted to draw stormtrooper Finn.