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Whatβs something that gives your anxiety?
Making Phone calls
people
socializing
going into a public place
talking to someone i donβt know
going to a party for my parentsβ friend
STANDING IN THE CHECKOUT LINE AT TARGET WHILE MY MOTHER IS GRABBING THE MILK
All of these.
Also, having to go to any social gathering, especially with family and get the dreaded question:
βSo, what do you do?β
an easier question would be βwhat doesnβt give you anxiety?β
i shouldnt have to deal with things <3,,,,
he makes sure i donβt have too :)
Sis, NOV & DEC will be FULL of Blessings, positivity & good news CLAIM IT. π
I still think J Holiday is extremely rude
how the hell you drop two of the bombest songs Iβve ever heard and then vanish? no respect for nobody else tbh
What itβs like dealing with customers in retail
Ah yes, the 5 love languages:
- touch starved
- my parents never told me they are proud of me
- i love Stuff
- im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes
- hey pay attention to me
New still from βQueen & Slimβ
My man Jesus
What story is that?
Matthew 18:9
βAnd if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.β
βJesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!β
βHmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you donβt have to see all those bodies anymore?β
βwutβ
βWhat?β
βShouldnβt you tell them toβ¦ stop dressing like that or something?β
βDonβt see why. Itβs not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.β
βUhβ¦.β
βOr learn to keep it in your gβdamn pants no matter what theyβre wearing.β
He goes on for like several examples too.
βHow can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand whenβ¦theyβre dressin like that?β
βCut it off.β
βwutβ
βCut it off. Your hand. If itβs a problem, stop having a hand.β
βwutβ
βWhatβ
βDid I fucking stutter?β
Still one of the best theme songs in the history of theme songs
Yo does Brazil actually exist??
allegedly
City of god taught me better than to believe this is how brazil is
an emotionally intelligent partner >>>