yes and

and 

The landscape is your eyes.

— Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis

weird stupid bitch core

— Unknown

this one’s gonna be good

womp womp

thought I would join in

I need this in my life

What would happen if you got an email

i would check it

You sick fuck.

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they'd probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done