random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

• “ who do you think you are? “
• “ wait , did you just say you love me? “
• “ please just … leave me alone. “
• “ i’m so happy! “
• “ is this a gift for me? “
• “ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “
• “ i love you. “
• “ shut up! shut the fuck up! “
• “ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “
• “ w — what? “
• “ … i’m sorry. “
• “ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “
• “ bitch , guess what? “
• “ oh my god … “
• “ fuck you to fucking hell! “
• “ man … go to hell. “
• “ what did you just send me? “
• “ what did you just say? “
• “ they’re totally checking you out right now. “
• “ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “
• “ are you jealous? “
• “ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “
• “ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “
• “ you’re so stupid. “
• “ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “
• “ you don’t want me. “
• “ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “
• “ let me take you out on a date. “
• “ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “
• “ no! don’t tickle me! “
• “ i’m not good for you , trust me. “
• “ no offense but i’m out of your league. “
• “ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “
• “ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “
• “ so what will it be tonight? “
• “ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “
• “ i don’t love you. “
• “ you don’t love me. “
• “ … is there something you want? “
• “ you know , you’re really cute. “
• “ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “
• “ shh … don’t cry. “
• “ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “
• “ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “
• “ hello darkness my old friend … “
• “ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

• “I didn’t invite you over”
• “Well too bad I’m here”
• “I’m already at your house with food and drink”
• “You’re lactose intolerant spit it out stupid”
• “I love you so that’s why I flushed all your cigarettes”
• “There’s food in the- oh you found it”
• “I can’t believe that guy just misgendered you I will fight him with my FISTS”
• “Hey just run your car through my neighbor’s fence when you get here”
• “We should just go get a puppy, we’re adults”
• “You can’t stop me if you’re WITH me”
• “Dude put some pants on”
• “This is really stupid and I don’t know why we haven’t already done it”
• “I knew I lost this shirt at your house”
• “What do you mean you don’t live here”
• “You hate that don’t order it?”
• “You’re right I do hate this”
• “Remember that time you came over and never left”
• “Oh I forgot I left my entire closet in your car”
• “You need to fucking EAT”
• “Make room in your space bubble I’m coming in”
• “I can’t believe we’re actually moving in together”
• “Remember when we were in first grade?”
• “Awww you were so cute as a kid, what happened”
• “I love you but no hetero”
• “You left your dog here”
• “My mom loves you more than she loves me”
• “The friends I hate are coming over”
• “The most important person is here!”
• “This is the problem with neither of us being the mom friend”

For multi-muse blogs, specify which muse.