#strictly platonic zombie rimming

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hi. i'm 27 and an intp if you're into that sort of thing. i cry a lot over steve rogers and amy dyer and i also reblog a lot of shit. i am a writer. † 16 | 08 | 2011 † 22 | 11 | 2015
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Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats. 

This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

How has nobody thought about this before tbh

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her. 

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed.  McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix. 

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

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soryualeksi

The mental image McGonagall lapping up that milk while full of burning hatred for Umbridge amuses me in ways I can hardly describe.

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wrench-wench
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jeanqrey

There’s such a bad connotation associated with being a single girl. It’s like, for fuck’s sake, I like being single because it gives me time to myself! I’m always around people so it’s nice to have some time to… Okay, this sounds so cheesy, but time to really discover yourself, to get to know you.

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