I burn, I pine, I perish!

La Roseraie au crépuscule, 1923, Henri Le Sidaner

And now he's just pissed and can't shut up about it 😂😂

GHOST (1990) Dir. Jerry Zucker

Sorting the catch, by Claude T. Stanfield Moore (1853-1901)

[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. The studio screen shows a suet pudding on a plate. Sophie Willan explains, "You steam it. It's got gravy in the centre with steak chunks." Greg Davies turns to Alex Horne, who's seated beside him, and says, "Sorry. Can you ask Sophie if she thinks I don't know what a pie is?" End ID.]

BLACK WIDOW (2021) dir. Cate Shortland

M*A*S*H | 1.20 - "The Army - Navy Game"

meanwhile, Steve:

Task: Work out who you are shaking hands with. You must only shake hands with the hands, and you may not handle the hands in any other way. You may chop off a total of 3 fingers and 1 thumb, but if you set off the health and safety emergency alarm, you are disqualified. Also, you may not look around, over, under or through the fence. Best hand identification wins. You have a maximum of 20 minutes. Your time starts now.

Taskmaster (2024): Apropos of Apoppo. Task: Work out who you are shaking hands with. You must only shake hands with the hands, and you may not handle the hands in any other way. You may chop off a total of 3 fingers and 1 thumb, but if you set off the health and safety emergency alarm, you are disqualified. Also, you may not look around, over, under or through the fence. Best hand identification wins. You have a maximum of 20 minutes. Your time starts now.

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second

I missed BOTH of them.

don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

I just love the way this scene is shot. When she first confronts him, they're in the literal shadows. But here they're out in the sun, getting ready to begin anew. They're wearing earth tones. There's a breeze moving through the tree and the leaves are changing colors. When Penelope says "friends", she says it with certain level of finality. She's closing the chapter on a part of her life. But what neither she or Colin realize is that they're planting seeds for something so much better.

Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "this is a valuable exploration of intimacy and vulnerability that we’re conditioned to recognize only in romantic relationships but that can exist platonically as well" way

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

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