Shrimp from Elder Scrolls Online.

^ what a bluegill might say moments before biting onto my baited hook

WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

Not my silent ass looking for a hill

back in the day medieval times was so big it covered all of europe. now its so small it fits in some restaurants

you can jerk off to anything. just the other day i jerked off to a crisp and refreshing spring breeze

wait check this out

•_• <- guy with a cursed eye

Mixed reviews

what the hell did i do

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

i like experiences ^_^ unless i don’t like them. then i don’t like them -_- but other than that i like experiences <3

i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed

every day i get up and get hit by a car and get isekaied to work. then eight hours later i get hit by a car and get isekaied back home again. it sucks but my commute is really short

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

thinking about her (old stockholm telephone tower in use 1887-1913)

"...some Stockholmers said that the [lines] were so dense they would obscure the sun," said the then 90-year-old Karl-Väinö Tahvanainen, who worked with the tower, in an interview with SvD in 2012 (x)

i think this mp4 has been missing from the sitecosystem too long