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this sucks

@samtoairmissile / samtoairmissile.tumblr.com

i dont use a queue btw. she/her
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yellowpoet

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

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vyvilha
Anonymous asked:

i saw your art on twitter, it's very good but the fact you have minors following you while you draw literal witches ("creatures" practicing m*gic) is REALLY iffy

it's over. 17th century puritan philip wittebane has found my tumblr at last. sorry i failed you general

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winged-void

Honestly some Mondays I find myself wishing that we could have a normal strength ice mummy

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maxknightley

this is why I can't fucking stand liberals. we could have a Monday with no ice mummy at all if we recovered the sacred blade once used to seal it beneath the mountain. but instead we're out here arguing about how strong it should be.

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