Merry Christmas!

Your ten most recent emojis describe how the 2020s will go for you

reputation really is that bitch™ okay especially lwymmd !!! i mean here lies taylor swift’s reputation? nils sjöberg? the dollar bill? et tu brute? i <3 TS tees? lifting up a motorcycle (BIG MACHINE) with her bare hands!? leading a bdsm cult!? the old taylor can’t come to the phone right now!? she gave ZERO fucks !!!

i think taylor discussing how leaving the christmas lights up til january isn’t about being a crazy thing it’s about how mundane it is is also kind of a theme throughout lover it doesn’t have to be louis v up on bond street she just wants to be with him!!! and spend time with him!! and make decisions together!! and jump into a pool!!! and just live their life…..together 

i think about this everyday. she is happy now, ok, breathe.

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

The Dad Tax

Taylor went to a Montessori school? It’s all adding up now

“all’s well that ends well,

to end up with you”

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

It’s that time of the year again!

hello aussies! 🐈

i like to think that Taylor doesn’t even know where her phone IS right now and she’s just completely unplugged in London or Nashville or just somewhere surrounded by literally everyone she loves, and it’s taking her back to that little farm where every wish comes true and she has that big beautiful smile across her face at this very moment

happy hanukkah to all of my beautiful jewish mutuals