flash-mistress replied to your post “//what left hand? now i'm confused because i stopped reading bleach...”
soooo confused and conflicted now D:
Pernida is the Left Hand of the Soul King
//what left hand? now i'm confused because i stopped reading bleach right after uki was revealed to be the right hand >(
flash-mistress replied to your post “And how's Kisuke's not to par/convict replacement doing?”
"Rude? HAH! You seem to forget I'm not your regular old noble. If you're looking for stuffy, go talk to Kuchiki." A dismissive hand flick soon followed in response to his comment. "Failed is so wrong. More like unfortunate with."
"So it appears this one holds quite the personality," Mayuri grinned. "Though, nevertheless, I'm quite pleased that you kept my specimen 'Pernida' in such a healthy state." The scientist’s eyes narrowed in anticipation to gather further data from the rampant left hand.
And how's Kisuke's not to par/convict replacement doing?
"What a rude manner of speech for a noble," Mayuri commented as he stared towards her direction. "I am currently gathering samples from an opponent you failed to keep contained."
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Mayuri?! What did you put in that last shipment of lollipops?! I swear, you'd better have a good reason, or this will be the last time my shop uses you as a supplier!
“My, my. Please refrain from worrying yourself with such contents,” Mayuri sighed at his former superior. “With abilities as yours, you certainly should have been able to determine my reliability.“
“Of course I test everything you send me for toxins and mutagens,” Kisuke answered in an exasperated tone. “But what I wasn’t expecting was too much of a good thing. I am trying to bring in more human customers, to boost business and perhaps scout some local talent,” he explained with attempted patience. “So when I placed the order for my “Spirit-lifting Lollipops”, I specifically requested they contain a reitsu enhancer and natural mood lifter, not –” he rubbed his temples – “a reitsu booster and psychotropic hallucingen!”
He rested his face in his palms. “Now my clients can’t tell whether they’re seeing hollows or just imagining them. You changed two variables with your experiment. What could you possibly learn from that? It’s just bad science, Mayuri!”
"To what measure did you believe I would misinterpret your vague use of language, Captain Urahara," Mayuri smiled ominously. "'Lifting one's spirits' could have easily been replaced with 'optimism inducing', should that have been what you meant. As a fellow scientist, you certainly are aware of the importance of precision."
Mayuri's eyes glanced out into the street beyond Urahara’s property, catching a glimpse of two school-age children attempting to converse with their deceased grandfather. The nearby adults looked on in confusion as a decrepit soul smiled in elation at the notice that his descendants could see him.
“'Bad science' you say,” Mayuri replied sarcastically as he tilted his head in Urahara’s direction. “That’s quite the family reunion they couldn’t have in the operation room, wouldn’t you say?”
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hello everyone I’d like to introduce you to my One True Pairing, Buggy the Clown x 12th Division Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi
Emperor of the Ice-capped Frontier
The Antarctic wind beyond the metal boundaries of Mayuri’s study raged on without hindrance. “The Valkyrie Dome isn’t a place of easy survival. Do your best to carry out your research, Kurotsuchi.” The words of Mayuri’s advisor resonated in the scientist’s mind as his fingers paced quickly over the keys of his laptop.
Unlike the Showa Station where various others of Mayuri's contemporaries have been stationed, Dome Fuji was situated deep into the barren continent. Temperatures beyond the station averaged at -54.3°C, hindering the flourish of even organisms one would expect to be 'typical' of Antarctica.
A recent graduate in aerology, Mayuri initially perceived it quite strange to be as interested in the biologically sciences until recently. Earlier during the day, Mayuri had obtained a sample of what appeared to be a piece of clothing. Scanned a few meters west of the station through an infrared sensor, it resembled the craft of what Mayuri hesitantly associated with that of ancient humanity.
“The following days will prove interesting,” Mayuri laughed. “My special discovery...”
DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE
CAUSE I DO
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"I'm so not going joining anything that involves you..."
“Oh? How certain are you in regards to not finding it enjoyable?”
((... Are you trying to seduce me?~))
“Nemu, so it appears Kurosaki intends upon joining you.”