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Revel in Madness

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Independent Kurotsuchi Mayuri RP Blog | Written by Rennyo @ aizen-sousuke--sama
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"Rude? HAH! You seem to forget I'm not your regular old noble. If you're looking for stuffy, go talk to Kuchiki." A dismissive hand flick soon followed in response to his comment. "Failed is so wrong. More like unfortunate with."

"So it appears this one holds quite the personality," Mayuri grinned. "Though, nevertheless, I'm quite pleased that you kept my specimen 'Pernida' in such a healthy state." The scientist’s eyes narrowed in anticipation to gather further data from the rampant left hand. 

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OOC: Also, I don’t give two shits about reblog karma. If you’ve reblogged a meme I like the look of and I can’t think of anything to send you or our muses haven’t interacted before, then Imma reblog that bitch anyway. Similarly, if I reblog a meme that you like the look of but can’t think of anything to send me, then by all means reblog that shit to your heart’s content! No one should be forced to send memes for any reason, and honestly I’d prefer it if people sent me stuff because they want to send me stuff, not because of some stupid sense of obligation.

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Mayuri?! What did you put in that last shipment of lollipops?! I swear, you'd better have a good reason, or this will be the last time my shop uses you as a supplier!

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“My, my. Please refrain from worrying yourself with such contents,” Mayuri sighed at his former superior. “With abilities as yours, you certainly should have been able to determine my reliability.“ 

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“Of course I test everything you send me for toxins and mutagens,” Kisuke answered in an exasperated tone. “But what I wasn’t expecting was too much of a good thing. I am trying to bring in more human customers, to boost business and perhaps scout some local talent,” he explained with attempted patience. “So when I placed the order for my “Spirit-lifting Lollipops”, I specifically requested they contain a reitsu enhancer and natural mood lifter, not –” he rubbed his temples – “a reitsu booster and psychotropic hallucingen!”
He rested his face in his palms. “Now my clients can’t tell whether they’re seeing hollows or just imagining them. You changed two variables with your experiment. What could you possibly learn from that? It’s just bad science, Mayuri!”

"To what measure did you believe I would misinterpret your vague use of language, Captain Urahara," Mayuri smiled ominously. "'Lifting one's spirits' could have easily been replaced with 'optimism inducing', should that have been what you meant. As a fellow scientist, you certainly are aware of the importance of precision."

Mayuri's eyes glanced out into the street beyond Urahara’s property, catching a glimpse of two school-age children attempting to converse with their deceased grandfather. The nearby adults looked on in confusion as a decrepit soul smiled in elation at the notice that his descendants could see him.

“'Bad science' you say,” Mayuri replied sarcastically as he tilted his head in Urahara’s direction. “That’s quite the family reunion they couldn’t have in the operation room, wouldn’t you say?”

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Emperor of the Ice-capped Frontier

The Antarctic wind beyond the metal boundaries of Mayuri’s study raged on without hindrance. “The Valkyrie Dome isn’t a place of easy survival. Do your best to carry out your research, Kurotsuchi.” The words of Mayuri’s advisor resonated in the scientist’s mind as his fingers paced quickly over the keys of his laptop.

Unlike the Showa Station where various others of Mayuri's contemporaries have been stationed, Dome Fuji was situated deep into the barren continent. Temperatures beyond the station averaged at -54.3°C, hindering the flourish of even organisms one would expect to be 'typical' of Antarctica.

A recent graduate in aerology, Mayuri initially perceived it quite strange to be as interested in the biologically sciences until recently. Earlier during the day, Mayuri had obtained a sample of what appeared to be a piece of clothing. Scanned a few meters west of the station through an infrared sensor, it resembled the craft of what Mayuri hesitantly associated with that of ancient humanity.

“The following days will prove interesting,” Mayuri laughed. “My special discovery...” 

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kingbellamy

DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE 

CAUSE I DO 

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