La Bamba

what a typical wednesday looks like

yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

you can start learning anything you always wanted at any point in your life. & how nice it is to remember that

I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout

"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

Grocery store is selling pizzas by the slab now. What other wonders does this world have in store for me?

Rumor has it that the sky is beautiful at times.

squishies for when you need a nap

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

@666pngs

Joan of Arc

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

holding my own face in my own hands and screaming “there is no connection without an open heart! you must be brave! you must be honest! you must be true!” in the mirror

Ok but hear me out...

What if I'm scared?

do it scared