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a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

The year is 2082. I’m 89 years old. I’m dying, surrounded by my large, devoted family. I prepare my final wishes as my children hold my hand.

“Divide my assets amongst yourselves, sell the house to start college funds for the grandchildren, and throw my ashes into the ocean. All I want is a small plaque by my childhood home with my name and dates, saying “Rest In Deace.”

My oldest leans in, confused, “Do you mean ‘Rest in Peace,” Mom? What does deace mean?“

I beckon him closer with one hand, and move the other a bit further down the bed.

“Deace nuts, bitch.”

My family screams in horror as I flatline and immediately descend into Hell.

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

things abt me that will make u hate me

-i answer “i don’t know” to 90% of the questions u ask me -i have no sense of self so ill start acting like u if i like u -i’m never not spacey -i constantly make little comments about different things that i hate about myself -im so awkward and uncomfortable all the time for no good reason -i’ll either laugh at every single thing u do and say and u won’t know why 90% of the time or i won’t laugh at anything at all -can only barely maintain a conversation if im extremely interested in it which is rare -if i am maintaining a conversation i will change subjects way too quickly out of no where cause i get distracted and then i won’t shut up -i will literally forget to talk at all if im in a group of people -will not text u back for 97 weeks -have an extreme desire to be loved by everyone but if im bored I’ll act strange with u so ur uncomfortable for my own entertainment then won’t understand why u don’t like me -im constantly self destructing so i am always needing help -i am actually a Horrible Person

Baltimore Country Police Fatally Shoot a Black Woman and Injure Her 5-Year-Old Child.

23-years-old Korryn Gaines has been shot by Baltimore County police on Monday. Her 5-year-old son was shot in a limb and taken to the hospital. The boy is expected to survive.

Three officers went to Gaines’ apartment in Randallstown at approximately 9:20AM to serve arrest on her and a man for traffic violations.

All the videos Gaines shot before she was shot and all her media are being deleted!

Can anyone tell me since when a 5-year-old child is a threat?!

#KorrynGaines   #SayHerName    #BlackLivesMatter

#StopPoliceBrutality   #StayWoke

This Aladdin be killing it with the Yeezys 😂

LMFAOOOOO yooooo this was the dopest shit. Love this remix of the song too!

In this short video, augmented reality startup company Magic Leap used their cool technology to make 3D magic happen in a school gym.

POKEMON POKEMON

YU-GI-OH! YU-GI-OH!!

IMAGINE THE FUCKING STAR WARS BATTLES THAT COULD BE REENACTED WITH THAT MAGIC

Dude… DBZ. I can finally do a kamehameha wave!!!!!!

Fucking Digimon. Pokemon. Fucking real like in the real fucking world rpg’s. It’d be like that episode of Gravity Falls. I can throw an actual fucking pokeball and catch a pokemon. OMG THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. I CAN LEGALLY OWN A MILLION CATS

My mother

TARAJI GIVES ME LIFE!!! XD

bathroom poets

Don’t ever let anyone dull your Disney side.

HAHA 

youtube comments at its finest!