Witch-king
willmelon submitted:
sauron making toast in mount doom and being scared when it pops up
Sauron should’ve just been written like this, to be honest.
The Silmarillion (or ‘If You Try Hard And Believe In Yourself, Your Family Drama Can Destroy A Continent’)
Prologue: Choir Auditions Today (Improvisational Jazz Not Welcome)
Introduction: Dear World, Meet Your New Bosses
1. Melkor Says Light Is For Squares
2. Aulë Gets To Sleep On The Couch
3. The Elves Take A Road Trip
4. Getting Distracted By A Hot Girl Only Leads To Good Things
5. Paradise Is A Sort-Of Island In The Middle Of Nowhere
6. This Pardon Is Absolutely The Right Decision
7. The Best Way To Deal With Stress Is Infighting
8. Melkor Says Light Is For Squares (Again)
9. Fëanor Makes A Rash Decision
10. Teamwork And Magic Can Fix Anything
11. The Valar Say Light Is Awesome
12. Men Shall (Eventually) Inherit The Earth
13. Cliffhangers Suck
14. Everybody Gets A Kingdom
15. Banning A Language Will Totally Solve Your Problems
16. Orphan Does His Best To Fit In After Horrible Childhood
17. Men Show Up Fifteen Minutes Late With Starbucks
18. There Is Absolutely No Way It Can Get Worse
19. The Happiest People In This Book Have Fun Adventures
20. It Got Worse
21. You Won’t Believe How Awful This Guy’s Life Is
22. Aggressive Negotiations Make Everyone Hate You
23. When Ulmo Says Leave, You Leave
24. The Valar Get Dangerous
Interlude: Colonialism Is Caused By Devil Worship
Epilogue: By Now You Should Have Learned Not To Trust Jewelry
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millionaires-holiday found you
Who the fuck are you? Are you like Melkor’s trash creation? Or just lost?
“Well, you’re certainly have a way of greeting someone. Who the fuck is Melkor?”
Creator of shenanigans and oddities of the world.
millionaires-holiday found you
Who the fuck are you? Are you like Melkor’s trash creation? Or just lost?
Hello? Hellllllloooooooooooooooooo????
Ring, ring! I’m home ~<3
SELECTIVE || SEMI-PRIVATE || EVERYTHING FRIENDLY
You speak like the Constellations,
but you’re just a
Friendly Annatar and Unfriendly Sauron.
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silmweek: day 4 ↳ Locations
Angband was a primarily subterranean stronghold under the three volcanic mountains of Thangorodrim, the largest mountains in Middle-earth. Before the Great Gate, there was a somber court area flanked by frightening cliffs and walled by the towers of a great battlement. Through the gate, there was a long great tunnel leading to a ‘labyrinthine pyramid’ of stairs to corridors, tunnels, smithy chambers which a tall chimney went up through the mountain to the smokey towers of Thangorodrim, which spewed poisonous fumes.
elfweek // day 05. elven objects
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