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barkskins (tv) as john mulaney, a sampling
rene sel
charles duquet
mathilde
goames
yvon
trepagny
mari
melissande
cooke
bouchard
hudson bay company
wobik
Zuko who spent years at sea with sailors: *stubs his toe* “Ow! Fucking son of a bitch, motherfucking god-fuck fuck fuck. Holy-“
Aang:
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Wow this is so interesting. I never knew this.
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#a summary
stopping the movie to read the joke :D
the mom friend 👨👧👦
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harlequinnade-deactivated201903
the CDC @ all of us
me, looking at the current state of the world, crying:I wish none of this had happened…
Gandalf, materialising in my conscience, smiling kindly: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, besides the will of evil.
This is wonderfully helpful.
rush-keating
There’s also Sam: “It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.”
What are we holding onto Sam?
pactmagic
There’s good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for
another quality twitter like Andrew.
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people being upset that an event they were looking forward to attending or watching was cancelled due to proactive containment measures doesnt make them callous or self centered, you’re just obsessed with performative social justice tweeting. let people be disappointed about shit, damn. sorry your life sucks and you have no interests or hobbies outside of policing others’ moral purity online lol
You can be disappoited and agree with decision at the same time, you know…
compilation of italians singing from their balconies during the lockdown since no one is allowed to visit other people
sedfierisentio
“In the dark times. Will there also be singing? Yes, there will also be singing. About the dark times.”
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ways to describe the magnus archives
- kind of like the x files, but if the myth arcs were planned out in advance and actually made sense, and also tied together literally every single monster-of-the-week episode perfectly, and also British
- a bunch of shitty warlocks are locked in endless struggle over whose patron is the coolest. the perspective character is the shittiest one
- a seventy year old milennial, Adorable Spiders Man, one (1) raging bisexual with an axe, and a pack of feral lesbians try to stop the end of the world. they’re bad at it
- it’s time to play Wheel of Phobias!
mickmercury
this is absolutely far too good to leave in the tags
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The Struggle™
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Okay Han was just like vibing and then these two hot twins were like. Can u help me overthrow the government. And he was like damn I guess