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The 13th Doctor

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I am the 13th incarnation of the Doctor. If you've got something to say to me, just fucking say it. If not, stop wasting my fucking time, have you got that? Tag me as hellsdoctor
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Anonymous asked:

May the fourth be with you doctor

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Okay so for those of you who dont know theres suddenly this thing where Gordon Ramsay is the 13th Doctor and I have to admit its kind of great. So I got to thinking, what would his sonic look like? I present to you my first Mark VIII (version 1) I had very little time to do this *coughnotimecough* but its just a projection. If anyone is wondering yes, I did take elements from the Kitchen Nightmares logo, Hells Kitchen logo, Mark VII and Mark VI

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Oh my God this is super amazing, thank you!!!!

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Anonymous asked:

Doctor I just cooked the best pork ribs ever youre an inspiration!!!!!!!

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((OMG YOURE THE BEST THIS BLOG IS SO DAMN FUNNY IM JUST GONNA DROP A STARTER THINGY HERE)) The Doctor eyes him distastefully. "I can see my future isn't in such safe hands after all," he remarked sourly.

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Oh! Congratulations! *He couldn't help but allow a mirthless chuckle to escape him* Implying it was in safer hands with you?

Myyy God, that's by far the best one I've heard in centuries! Good show, Doctor, good show!

//Ahhh thank you! You're so sweet. :3

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    “Tsk, tsk.  You’re quite vulgar.”

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          “Well I think I know who woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.”

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"I haven't slept in three days. Got any more fucking cliches for me or are you fresh out after that?"

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Anonymous asked:

DOCTOR MAKE ME SOME LEMON TARTS AND HURRY UP

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Oh, come on! You use just as much in that hair of yours, Doctor! You’re not fooling anyone! And anyway—

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                —Slow you down from what? Deny it all you want, every single person who traveled with us made us better. You’re living proof of that. Look at what the loneliness has done to you.

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You're sentimental to the point that it's pathetic.

                              --And I mean that in the most disrespectful way possible.

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"Depends on the day, rather-- I tend to run into a lot of him, and quite frankly the giving a shit varies between faces," she explained, offering her bag of skittles out.

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*He crossed his arms over his chest, ignoring the bag completely* Well, I can guarantee you-- this particular face doesn't place at all on the give-a-shit-scale so you can thank me for saving you the fucking trouble.

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Anonymous asked:

omg i cant with you doctor youre hysterical in this form!!

My God, what is wrong with you people?

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Anonymous asked:

doctor youre super flamin hot wanna have sex??

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Anonymous asked:

I got into a huge fight today with my mom and she hasn't replied back to me yet. I feel awful about it, but she was totally in the wrong. Do you think I should apologize to her anyway?

I couldn't care less what you do, nonny, but if it were me, I'd tell her to fuck right off.

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