new tarot card "fuck your entire life" and its a guy being attacked by devils and flaming skulls and wild animals and screaming and fire everywhere

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FREE HIM

HE CAME BACK

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

heartstopper's only contribution to the gay community is this gif

those are rookie numbers

Apollo, if there were ever a time and a post,

i just spoke with thomas jefferson and he says he wears an among us binder now

everyone's a critic

Your URL (transgenderCyborg - TC) is a valid chumhandle!

Op found dead with two shots in the back

the difference is when you see a stupid take on tumblr it's usually from either a 14 year old or some 30 something year old shut-in. when you see a stupid take on twitter it's always like the governor of california or something

what’s a canon url to a nonbeliever

A 12 million year old crab was hiding in this rock

Paleontologists are fuckin wild, this man literally just saw a bit of discoloration on a smooth rock and went

people dont understand that i dont want to do anything

me eating aunt myrna’s party cheese salad

me 20 minutes after eating aunt myrna’s party cheese salad

when u snuggle ur stuffed animals the love gets storred in the stuffing for later and then when u hug them later u feel the love come back out its like a spomge

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

DUDE

I’ve had this queued for 7 years

22 February 2022 falls on a Tuesday.

DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT TWOSDAY

OP I need you to know that I have it saved in my calendar twice

IT'S TWOSDAY

target has been identified as a sensitive white boy with soulful eyes and artistic inclinations. engage with extreme caution

Now do Safeway and Walmart

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

DUDE

CLUB GOIN UP

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