“That’s his chicken" 

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[in an Australian accent] “Okay so, story time, I have this little mouse that I named Billy Bob that’s been living in my pantry, he’s been there for months. Um, today I heard him squeaking in the pantry so I went and looked and guess what- he got his head stuck in a rigatoni~”

Me introducing myself

Why am I laughing so much

Maybe I am maybelline 

the cottagecore players fighting Flick for the bug chest thing, termite mound and cob webs

I think youtubers should got to jail

Logging onto Tumblr

i was looking up squirrel pics and……. this is the one

It’s strange that cops don’t wear red and blue light-up Skechers.