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Conquest Across the Sea
Last time? Just how far back did they go? He’d probably have to ask about the details later. “Oh. I guess that’s it.” After a moment, he noticed the mark as well. To think that they’d draw an even more obvious path towards it. Still, this seemed less like a trap, all thanks to what Diddy Kong knew. “Yeah, I think so. Good idea.” So they didn’t have much choice, huh? He studied their route once more. Shulk was used to walking, but they’d never make it like that. Especially not in their situation. “Okay— let’s hold on to this.” With a nod, he glanced up from the map.
“I’m ready to go if you are. Anything to pack?” A sudden rescue mission… it’d been a while. As for possible worries over their whereabouts, he could easily relay a message to Riki (who was everywhere lately) or leave a few notes.
“Err, clothes, food, a few extra stuff to keep em’ crocs at bay. Whatever you can fit a suitcase.” Likewise, he wasn’t too worried about ducking away from the manor for a few days. This is an important mission after all! Of course Diddy felt too confident to rally in the entire cast and believed a blonde guy was enough to undergo this new quest (the former worked well with blondes it seemed).
“Alrighty, I’ll go pack a few things myself and meet you at the foyer!” Diddy decided to take the map for him and rolled it together. There’s no telling what laid beyond their familiar whereabouts of the estate, so now was going to be an opportunity to find out.
“See ya there!” And with that, the chimp scurried back to this room.
“It’s either that, or the morally contradictory belief that the horse weiner cannot be beaten. I think that’s the contemporary usage for sassy.”
“... horse wieners make the neigh neigh and kimochis?”
«Wait, if you’re sassy and I’m sassy…»
«…then who has the reins?»
“That’s... that’s not being sassy. You’re a bone man.”
“I think that’s the new way of sayin’ that your gooey wand is steamy or something between those lines. Iunno.”
“A steamy gooey wand, spewing all sorts of magical fairy dust? Yeah... can’t argue with that.”
“Huh... “
“So, is sassy the new word for having a pole shoved up your Jiggy hole or somethin’?”
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“Anon... I think y’got a waffle in your mouth.”
Happy 20th anniversary to my favorite Rareware game, Donkey Kong Country 2!
What's a scary fruit? A boonana.
“And don’t forget! A scarier fruit is no fruit at all... “
“... so it’s all fruitless!”
“Righto!”
Banjo was starting to warm up to Diddy a bit after his small mishap back at the castle.. well, starting.
The bear was still careful and kept a close eye on the youthful chimp. Even if his vision is starting to wear from the years put on him, he knows how to keep a close eye on the youngin’s. Good ol’ poppa bear told him that.
“Next stop, Mayahem Temple! Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!”
Banjo, Kazooie and Diddy promptly hopped into their time travelling DeLorean, set course to October 21, 2015, and blasted off into the sky with a whoosh.
… Or at least that would have happened if Bottles’ fantasies came true at that time. Humming a familiar tune, Bottles was stuck in his nerd culture dreams again.
“[.. Uh, what is he doing?]”
“All ah just said was “we don’t need roads”.” The distraught bear mumbled as Bottles continued to hum his tune.
“… Uh-huh.”
Clearly, there wasn’t any sign that Bottles was getting out of his fantasies any time soon. Banjo and Kazooie quietly motioned Diddy to one of the kids’ rooms, weirded out by the mole.
“Let’s go out this way and never look back. Duh teleportin’ pad is nearby.”
“[Sheesh, that was heavy.]”
Strange, but at least Bottles seemed relatively happy considering that he was the lone mole patrolling this tiny nook. But Diddy nodded with his friends’ insistence to press on -- adventure was awaiting!
“Thanks, Mr. Bongos!” And with that, he followed them through the bedroom, and there was a light emitting from the nearby door that so happened to be the one pointed by the house’s owner. Eventually the trip would shuffle through a few bushes before being greeted by the setting sun that loomed above the entire archipelago.
He made a note to venture through the Isle O’Hags another day, but it’s been a long time since the chimp’s shown Banjo and Kazooie around DK Isle. Ever since the Kremling raids have been replaced by... some more interested fellows, there were quite a few changes.
“Hey, is this the one?” His feet stepped upon the metal surface of the swirling disc.
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GHOULS and GAME OVERS - 15
Prev - Next The iconic villain of Donkey Kong Country has had a unique costume in almost every game he was in. But the most SPOOP-worthy of them all was Baron K. Roolenstein, a mad scientists who experimented on a lot of his remaining followers for another shot of revenge at the end of the beloved trilogy.
Hopefully in the future we can see more wacky costumes from this royal reptile.
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