critically jacking off to this problematic fic in a scholarly manner
sylvaniandrama gets it
sylvaniandrama on tiktok got banned this is my 9/11
y’all will be 24 going “sorry what did europe do to be problematic? i have seasonal depression so idk anything :/”
being a vampire sounds sick bc i dont want to show up in photos or see a reflection of myself ever again. out of sight out of mind 😌
reblog to make prev stop having headaches
I wanna talk more about superpowers that come with side effects.
Give me telekinesis that causes migraines! Super strength that leaves the user bone tired and prone to narcolepsy! Fliers who need to be careful about pressure changes! Invulnerability that comes with numbness and loss of dexterity! Shape-shifting that hurts!
I want characters who need to be careful with their powers and face consequences when they over-exert themselves.
All of this was to say I want a character pushing their limits during a fight to then collapse as soon as the danger is out of the way <3
Hot demon women. You agree, reblog
mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
Both of these accounts still exist. I hope they see us peering into the corpse of their former selves.
It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
You couldn’t watersport that out of me