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Kristopher The Bionic Assassin

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My name is Kristopher Hall and I work for Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D. I do the jobs most Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D agents don't wish to do. The job scope involves killing...lots of it.
If you have a job for me, just ask. Pay me after.
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peggy: [in a crowd and can't find angie]
peggy: [using hands as a megaphone] PEGGY CARTER SUCKS
angie: [running in her direction] EXCUSE ME BUT HOW DARE YOU
steve: [dehybernating] FIGHT THE SHIT OUT OF ME
howard and jarvis: [screaming]
peggy: what the holy fuck
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Yours and Only Yours

“Pfft, you’re weird and stupid too Tony so you’re not alone~” He said with a snort

“I am not Stupid.”

“Alright honey~” He teased and chuckled softly, smiling warmly at Tony “So, any appointments today?” He asked curiously

“No for once.” He grinned

“That sounds pretty good! Any plans?” He asked curiously

“Nah gonna build maybe cry” he shrugged

“Why cry?” He asked and put an arm around Tony’s shoulder.

“Cause I’m a sad man.”

“I’m sorry you’re sad but I’m here to accompany you so talk to me ok?” He rubbed Tony’s shoulder

“Fine whatever.”

He rubbed Tony's cheek. "You have something I can type my phone number into?"

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Yours and Only Yours

“Pfft, you’re weird and stupid too Tony so you’re not alone~” He said with a snort

“I am not Stupid.”

“Alright honey~” He teased and chuckled softly, smiling warmly at Tony “So, any appointments today?” He asked curiously

“No for once.” He grinned

“That sounds pretty good! Any plans?” He asked curiously

“Nah gonna build maybe cry” he shrugged

“Why cry?” He asked and put an arm around Tony’s shoulder.

“Cause I’m a sad man.”

"I'm sorry you're sad but I'm here to accompany you so talk to me ok?" He rubbed Tony's shoulder

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Yours and Only Yours

“Pfft, you’re weird and stupid too Tony so you’re not alone~” He said with a snort

“I am not Stupid.”

“Alright honey~” He teased and chuckled softly, smiling warmly at Tony “So, any appointments today?” He asked curiously

“No for once.” He grinned

“That sounds pretty good! Any plans?” He asked curiously

“Nah gonna build maybe cry” he shrugged

"Why cry?" He asked and put an arm around Tony's shoulder.

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Yours and Only Yours

“Pfft, you’re weird and stupid too Tony so you’re not alone~” He said with a snort

“I am not Stupid.”

“Alright honey~” He teased and chuckled softly, smiling warmly at Tony “So, any appointments today?” He asked curiously

“No for once.” He grinned

“That sounds pretty good! Any plans?” He asked curiously

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Yours and Only Yours

“Well, that’s true~” He replied softly and smiled “I’ve seen it but. Can I see the reactor in your chest?”

“Dare I ask why?

“Well…you saw my arm…so I thought…nevermind, it was a stupid idea.” He said and went back to his screen

“Well I mean you can if you want..”

“How do you want me to look at it?” He asked softly

He lifted his shirt getly to show him

He walked over and sat beside Tony “M-may I?” He asked, his hands hovering over the metal frame

“You can touch but dont pul.”

He gently traced the outline of the reactor and ran his index finger over the surface of it “It’s beautiful…” he whispered and smiled, “My favourite colour~”

“Blue or silver?”

“Uh…the blue.” He said and caressed Tony’s sides before helping him lower his shirt.

Tony blushed a bit looking away “nice huh?”

He looked up Tony and smiled at him “It’s more than nice Tony, its amazing~” He gently patted the man’s sides and grinned

“I uh thanks I think?”

"Relax~ I'm your bodyguard, I'm not gonna eat you." He sat Tony down and smiled at him

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