They are married!

i don’t know about you girlies but the way the cw’s supernatural literally said “the one single difference that makes this universe special from every other universe out there, the only event that puts you outside of the plan of a vengeful and petty god who wants to destroy you for sport, is an angel who, in this universe only, raised the michael sword from hell and promptly fell so deeply and swiftly in love that he never obeyed another heavenly order again. through the unexpected experience of human love, a weapon of god discovered free will, and this world was never under His control again” has me fully fucking spit roasted. it’s 2020 and supernatural (2004-2020) decided to go all in on the idea that our deepest expression of free will is love, and that the person who will save the universe from destruction is an angel who thought of himself as nothing more than a good soldier until he laid hands on one singular human soul and raised him from perdition. they said gay love DID and WILL CONTINUE TO piece the veil and save the day!!!! and not even god can do shit about that!!!!!!!!!!!

someone tell jared they interpret him and gen as platonic and ask how their sibling bond is going

This is better than any snl sketch

Imagine writing that to your ex-girlfriend and she gets Lindsey Stirling to play the sad violin for you.

help this is the grumpiest face i’ve ever seen will graham make

Some other grumpy gems.

I’m frothing at the mouth this is my DREAM

#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)

"Today's the lesbian day guys get everything stocked" is sending me

That’s it, I wanna be taken out on a lesbian carnival date and get some plushies

  ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ DESTIEL ANNIVERSARY — NOV 5TH

Jack actually got billie out and they offered to take away Jack’s burden and mentor them so they would let all the power dissipate and live a normal childhood. death is back and they’re ensuring the universe is balance

“You shall never bear this burden again, child.”

I just hope we make misha as happy as he makes us

Twelve years he fought for this. Twelve years he did his gay little glances and furtive touches and sitting on the bed. You’re not crazy, he tweeted. In purgatory we found out dean is a bottom, he said. Eat the rainbow, he pinned. Like. He was on the frontline going into work getting microagressed and pied in the face and joke kissed by j*red and he almost died in a plane crash and fuck he deserves to feel so freaking good today

I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious

spiritual successor to “this is just to say”

The first time I heard my parents swear, I was about 6 and my dad and I were buidling something out of two-by-fours in the garage and he hit his thumb with a hammer and, naturally, yelled “SHIT!”

I stared at him.

He stared at me, eyes watering.

“Now listen,” he said, forcing himself to remain calm as he held his rapidly-becoming purple thumb. “-That’s a word we say ONLY when we’re Really, Really hurt. Now go get your mother.”

And for an improvised moment of parenting, that was actually brilliant because I was a clumsy, uncoordinated child and was basically constantly falling, running into walls, knocking shit over and generally sounding like I was involved in a fatal accident in the other room, but now my parents knew not to worry unless they heard the reedy voice of a pained elementary schooler shrieking “SHIT!”

My teachers on the other hand, were significantly less appreciative of my father’s genius.

Hi I was raised by Mormons and my Education apparently still has holes: WHAT is the rest of the phrase “yippee ki yay”

The Original Quote, from the first Die Hard Movie:

“Yipee Ki Yay, Motherfucker!”

cas could just. touch dean's forehead to know what's wrong but noooo he had to play doctor he's not normal

@slaughterhousepdf this is taking me out

like. i will literally NEVER feel that way again. never!!!

I'm LEGITIMATELY crying omg he's PAINTING and it's ART and it's GOOD AHHH.

i just remembered dogs are colorblind so the red stem is because she thought that was green im crying

She's a pretty smart dog maybe she learned color theory

Adjusted for Red-Green Colour Blindness:  

So...  it might have looked something like this: