Human Disaster

this is sending me

what is art about? blood. what is love about? blood. what is hate about? blood. what is sex about? blood. what is history about? blood. what am i about? blood. what is blood about? idk ask a biologist i guess

hi, biologist here! blood is about gay sex

(but this is my fan art for Disco Elysium)

this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up

hate to say it but the cow is right

Oh plush cow we're really in it now

I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:

"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

my dark and perverted desires (more yarn)

i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up

Cylinder Seal

Also cylinder seal

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

Penetration, my liege?

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

lets frollick like the chernobyl radioactive dogs Okay?

hundreds of radioactive puppies

these are the best cards on the planet and no one can tell me otherwise

(etsy)

i hope i’m not just a mutual to you, but also a friend, and deeply deeply fuckable

Little fucking guy alert!!

I love him, your honor.

[ID: a tiny blue and white porcelain triceratops with gold horns]