Phil Kessel

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i just texted myself to see if my texts were working

forgot i texted myself

received that message

and then replied to myself with “who is this”

and then received that message two seconds later and was like “whoah who is that”

literally the stupidest thing

i have ever done

remember swine flu? only tru 2009 kids will reblog this

when u see ur own post on ur dash

*tries to get 7 hours of sleep in under 3 hours*

Just a tuesday in Canada

Im crying

There should be a hockey channel with no commentary and it’s just the game with the players miced up so we can listen to chirps and game plans the entire game

I’m sick of the U.S. government. I’m moving to California. Fuck the U.S.

*gets tagged in ugly facebook photo*

Bobby Ryan one-times it past Hutchinson

judy has done everything right