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Independent/Selective RP Blog for Nisha Kadam from the Borderlands series. She has diverged somewhat from canon, so please be sure to read the RULES and check the VERSES!
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((I'm sorry. I always do this I vanish and I make people worry and I'm a bad person and a bad friend and I am so so so sorry please don't worry about me please I don't want people to worry. Please just forget about me and move on and I'm sorry I'm such a bad friend))

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((Happiness is a warm, purring kitty snuggling up to you on a cold night. :D ))

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Look, just expect the first spirit... I dunno, soonish? Yeah, let's go with that. Expect the first spirit sooooooonish! *With that, the incompetent phantom disappears*

Timothy sits there, more than a little bewildered.So he was just supposed to sit there and wait,or what? He wasn’t sure what this was reallyall about, but he was gonna put his wallet awaysomewhere, just in case.

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Nisha was lying on Tim’s bed, not having even removed her boots. She was lazily spinning a revolver around one finger, her grin one of predatory glee as she locked eyes with her victim Timothy.
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“What’s the matter, lover boy? Aren’t you happy to see me? But to answer your questions, in reverse order: I’m the second ghost, because there’s no one who’s more about living in the present than I am… and no.”
The gunslinger then proceeded to pop open the breach on her revolver, showing Timmy that there was, in fact, a single bullet loaded in one of the chambers. Then, without break eye contact, she spun the cylinder, snapped the gun closed, placed the barrel to her temple, and pulled the trigger. A loud click sounded as the hammer slammed down on an empty chamber, eliciting a chuckled from Nisha. She twirled the revolver with a flourish, then held the handle out to Timothy.
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“Here’s your lesson from me, kiddo. The present is the only thing that matters, because it’s the only thing you ever get to experience firsthand. If you aren’t living every moment to the fullest, without a care to the consequences, then you aren’t really living. Your whole life, you’ve always been miserable, because you’re always terrified of the consequences of your actions. Well, we’re gonna be putting a stop to that right here, right now. Your turn, Timmy. Time to live life in the moment.”

Emptying his bladder earlier was probably the best idea he’s had all day. “O-oh, extremely… happy… yeah………” There was a dash of sarcasm to his tone as he answered her, wanting nothing more than to wheel back out of the door and leave. In fact, he would be doing that right now if he wasn’t frozen to the spot.

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“Well, I mean, I guess you’re not… wrong about that…? But that doesn’t mean I’m gonna play your weird suicidal game. I kind of like living, you know.” He crossed his arms, refusing to take the gun from Nisha. A mistake? Probably.

At Timothy’s refusal, Nisha’s eyes narrowed, and she gave him a pointed glare that lasted several terrifying seconds... before abruptly breaking out into a (relatively) warm smile.

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“While I'm certainly disappointed, I respect your decision, Jackie. Also, I'm going to shoot you now.”

With that, Nisha spun the revolver in her hand so the barrel was pointing at Tim, and squeezed the trigger three times in rapid succession, all in the span of barely a second. The first two shots resulted only in empty clicks, but the third one gave a deafening bang, a bright muzzle flash, the scent of gunpowder... and nothing else. 

The round had been a blank.

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“AHAHAHA! Holy fucking shit, the look on your face was priceless! You really are a piece of work, kiddo. C'mon, did you really think I'd actually play Russian Roulette with you? I'm homicidal, not suicidal. Ahahaha... haaaa...”

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“...But seriously. Fucking defy me like that again, and the next gun I use on you won't have a blank in the chamber. I didn't sign up for this holiday ghost bullshit to put up with your backsass, got it?”

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Timothy was just about to retreat out of the door as quickly as he entered it upon seeing Nisha – but too late, she had spotted her victim him. He was pressed up against the wall, laughing nervously as he was met face to face with her. “O-oh, heeeey Nish, I, I almost didn’t see you there. Wh. What’s happening? What is. Up?” He exaggerated on the p with a pop of his lips, followed by even more nervous laughter.

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Nisha’s grin was reminiscent of a cat that just caught a mouse, and was planning to play with it before eating it. The way she lickes her lips before speaking only reinforced that impression.

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“Hey there, kiddo. It almost looked liked you were trying to slip out before I noticed you. But that’s just crazy, because I know you’d never do something so rude to me. In fact, just to show you how bad I feel for even thinking you’d be anything but overjoyed at the sight of me, we’re gonna spend the whole day together now. Won’t that be fun?

“Who, me? Your favoritest doppelganger in the whole wide world? Nooooo. I wouldn’t do that!” Oh hell yes he would, and he did, and was going to, and they both knew full damn well what he was doing. “Because, I was ju-just looking for you! Wow, the whole day together, you read my mind, there’s just sooo much to talk about, y-yanno?”

It was obvious he was rambling. Why couldn’t he shut his big loud trap? “B-but yeah, fun.” He managed to spit out before going silent, sweating as he thought of the things that could be in store.

Nisha wrapped an arm around Tim’s waist, pulling him hard against her, and began walking him out of the room with her, side-by-side. It seemed she already had a destination in mind.

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“What a wonderful and serendipitous turn of events for you, then! I've already got a fun-filled day planned for us, Jackie. First, we're gonna head down to the Helios shopping district, and you're gonna buy ne some fancy new boots I've had my eye on. Then you're gonna buy me a shiny new Hyperion sniper rifle that I'll probably never use, but hey, you never know, right? Not like you can ever own too many guns! After that, you'll treat me to a nice, fancy lunch. Hope you've got your wallet on you, kiddo.”

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Nisha looked over at her boss, cocking an eyebrow. The gunslinger had gotten quite a bit of blood on herself, as well, but she seemed completely unfazed by it.
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“Well, to be fair, how was I supposed to know that someone stupid enough to insult you within earshot of me would actually have anything in their head to splatter on you?”
Licking her lips, Nisha tasted the blood of her witless victim, and the flavor brought a smile to her face.”
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“Besides, I dunno why you’re complaining. I can barely wake up in the morning until I’ve had a cup of coffee and gotten myself covered in someone else’s blood. It’s one of my favorite things in the world.”
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        “That’s disgusting,” Mandy remarked concerning how she tasted the blood on her lip, whilst slipping out of her jacket. Revealing a casual, ordinary tee-shirt. Hot pink - No design on the front or anything - Mandy beat herself up for not wearing something darker. Then again, Nisha was unpredictable. Mandy immediately stopped herself from those ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ thoughts.

         “Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to shoot someone’s leg clean off with a Torgue, I’m just not a fan of wearing smelly blood, or that metallic taste.” She began to tie that jacket around her waist - Gory side facing out of course. The cold prompted her soft skin to form goosebumps.

        “… Plus it’s incredibly salty.”

Nisha seemed genuinely confused at the notion of not enjoying being covered in blood, but simply shrugged.

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“Well, to each their own, I guess. Although I suppose growing up on Pandora tends to give one a skewed reaction to blood and violence. Anyway, we should get a move on. This weather is just gonna get worse. I'd offer you my coat, but it's kinda covered in blood, too.”

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Timothy was just about to retreat out of the door as quickly as he entered it upon seeing Nisha – but too late, she had spotted her victim him. He was pressed up against the wall, laughing nervously as he was met face to face with her. “O-oh, heeeey Nish, I, I almost didn’t see you there. Wh. What’s happening? What is. Up?” He exaggerated on the p with a pop of his lips, followed by even more nervous laughter.

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Nisha’s grin was reminiscent of a cat that just caught a mouse, and was planning to play with it before eating it. The way she lickes her lips before speaking only reinforced that impression.

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“Hey there, kiddo. It almost looked liked you were trying to slip out before I noticed you. But that’s just crazy, because I know you’d never do something so rude to me. In fact, just to show you how bad I feel for even thinking you’d be anything but overjoyed at the sight of me, we’re gonna spend the whole day together now. Won’t that be fun?

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        “Motherfucker, warn me before you blow someone’s brains out five feet away from me! I have grey matter on my jacket.” Mandy glared down at her torso, afraid to smear it over the fabric. She’d have to strip down to her undershirt and deal with the biting cold.

        “Ugh. I need a new jacket.”

Nisha looked over at her boss, cocking an eyebrow. The gunslinger had gotten quite a bit of blood on herself, as well, but she seemed completely unfazed by it.

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“Well, to be fair, how was I supposed to know that someone stupid enough to insult you within earshot of me would actually have anything in their head to splatter on you?”

Licking her lips, Nisha tasted the blood of her witless victim, and the flavor brought a smile to her face.”

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“Besides, I dunno why you're complaining. I can barely wake up in the morning until I've had a cup of coffee and gotten myself covered in someone else's blood. It's one of my favorite things in the world.”

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Look, just expect the first spirit... I dunno, soonish? Yeah, let's go with that. Expect the first spirit sooooooonish! *With that, the incompetent phantom disappears*

Timothy sits there, more than a little bewildered.So he was just supposed to sit there and wait,or what? He wasn’t sure what this was reallyall about, but he was gonna put his wallet awaysomewhere, just in case.

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He could feel the sweat form on his brow at the sound of the revolver, stepping inside to find someone rather unexpected. What was worse, the Sentinel, or Nisha? Oh, definitely Nisha, no bones about it. Question is, what was she doing here? And how was she in cahoots with the Sentinel??
“R… Russian Roulette? Uh. Can I pass on that? What… why are you the second ghost?” Timothy stared down at the destroyed lamp in pieces all over the floor…. was it possible to get any paler? He felt really faint. He really wanted to wake up from this dream now.

Nisha was lying on Tim’s bed, not having even removed her boots. She was lazily spinning a revolver around one finger, her grin one of predatory glee as she locked eyes with her victim Timothy.

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“What’s the matter, lover boy? Aren’t you happy to see me? But to answer your questions, in reverse order: I’m the second ghost, because there’s no one who’s more about living in the present than I am... and no.”

The gunslinger then proceeded to pop open the breach on her revolver, showing Timmy that there was, in fact, a single bullet loaded in one of the chambers. Then, without break eye contact, she spun the cylinder, snapped the gun closed, placed the barrel to her temple, and pulled the trigger. A loud click sounded as the hammer slammed down on an empty chamber, eliciting a chuckled from Nisha. She twirled the revolver with a flourish, then held the handle out to Timothy.

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“Here’s your lesson from me, kiddo. The present is the only thing that matters, because it’s the only thing you ever get to experience firsthand. If you aren’t living every moment to the fullest, without a care to the consequences, then you aren’t really living. Your whole life, you’ve always been miserable, because you’re always terrified of the consequences of your actions. Well, we’re gonna be putting a stop to that right here, right now. Your turn, Timmy. Time to live life in the moment.”

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Anonymous asked:

Look, just expect the first spirit... I dunno, soonish? Yeah, let's go with that. Expect the first spirit sooooooonish! *With that, the incompetent phantom disappears*

Timothy sits there, more than a little bewildered.So he was just supposed to sit there and wait,or what? He wasn’t sure what this was reallyall about, but he was gonna put his wallet awaysomewhere, just in case.

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God, yes, bathroom, this is good. He stumbles over to the toilet, but this time it’s just dry heaving. Guess all of the contents of his stomach went to making the universe. He hovered over the bowl expecting to get sick again at any moment, rubbing his aching head. What had the Sentinel said? Another ghost in his bedroom? He really hoped it would involve less mind-boggling portal traveling.
After he’d gotten situated there – maybe even emptying his bladder just in case of any other endeavors that might… you know… – he left the bathroom, making his way with trepidation to his bedroom.

As Timothy made his way to his bedroom, he would likely notice that his apartment showed signs of having been rifled through. Nothing particularly egregious, but there were a few things that were definitely not where they were when he left. The door to his bedroom was ajar, and the light was on, though it appeared dimmer than usual. The repeated sound of a revolver cylinder being spun, followed by a loud click as the trigger was pulled on an empty chamber, drifted from inside. As he approached, an all-too familiar voice spoke out from within.

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“Well, come on then, kiddo. You gonna keep me waiting all night? Russian Roulette isn’t nearly as fun when you’re playing with a lamp. Also, you need a new lamp. It lost.”

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Anonymous asked:

You ever met this guy named McCree?

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“McCree, huh? Can’t say the name rings any bells, so probably not. Assuming he wasn’t one of the thousands of faceless bandits I’ve killed over the years, of course.”

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Bowser Dad Headcanons

  • Dad jokes. So many dad jokes. “Hi, It’s-a-Me Mario, I’m dad! Bwahahaha!”
  • He takes film and video game ratings super seriously. “It’s rated PG-13. Junior. So either I’m coming with you, or you can wait until you’re 13 to go see it with your friends without me. Don’t you give me that look!”
  • If you want to date Wendy Koopa, hoooo boy. You better have her home by 9 pm SHARP, young man. And you’d best be showing up at the door in a suit and tie! Business casual, at the very least.
  • By the same token, if he ever finds out one of his sons treated a lady in an ungentlemanly fashion, there will be hell to pay. He doesn’t believe in corporal punishment, but you better believe that Koopaling is gonna be grounded for weeks. The contradiction this creates with his habit of regularly kidnapping Princess Peach seems lost on him.
  • On the other hand, if you want to date/hang out with one of his kids, a good way to get on his good side is to play tennis or golf with him (or go-karting). especially if you can put up a respectable showing.
  • On the other hand, for the love of God, let him win. He is not a good loser.
  • He goes to every single one of his kids’ sporting events/recitals/fundraisers, and genuinely enjoys every minute of it. He films everything, and rewatches them all constantly in his spare time. Bottom line is that he’s always super supportive of everything his kids do, no matter what. If one of his sons wanted to start taking ballet lessons, you better believe he’d be at every recital, and be just as enthusiastic about it as he would be if it was a football or soccer game.
  • He’s an extremely active member of the PTA, and always actively participates in school fundraisers. He volunteers regularly, and has mandatory minimum community service hours for all of his minions. He’s extremely popular with other parents, particularly when bake sales are involved. His Koopa Kupcakes always sell out in a flash, no matter how many he makes.
  • He’s donated so much money to the school that the library, auditorium, and gymnasium are all named after him. They’re seriously considering just renaming the entire school “Koopa Preparatory Academy” and being done with it.
  • Despite all this, his kids are still very well behaved and studious. While the teachers and administration are understandably reluctant to take any action against them, the Koopalings know that if Bowser catches wind that they were acting up in school and weaseling out of being disciplined by name dropping their dad, he’ll give them a far worse punishment than anything the school could do.
  • When Bowser paid for the new school gymnasium, he did so on the stipulation that it have easy roof access and a landing pad for his Koopa Clown Car. He doesn’t use it often, saving it for occasions when he wants his visit to carry extra dramatic effect.
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bringin-the-law said: “Ah, good ‘ol Kali. Dad may not have had much luck getting me to pick up his religion, but the one thing I definitely paid attention to was when he told me the stories of the gods taking bloody vengeance on the wicked. Like the time a bunch of bandits tried to sacrifice a holy man to Kali, and she appeared and slaughtered them all for attempting to commit such a crime in her name. Good stuff!”

“Dude, she sounds awesome.”

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“Like, she’s clearly only dangerous to jerks who are dangerous to other people. And I’m only dangerous to people who are dangerous jerks. …aside from a few accidents, but everyone makes mistakes, right?”

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“Yeah, trust me, kiddo. When Kali shows up, it’s only because some serious crap is about to go down. She doesn’t sweat the small stuff. So unless you’re some powerful demon or other kind of ancient evil, or do something that deeply and personally pisses her off, like the aforementioned bandits, you’ve got nothing to worry about.”

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“...At least, I don’t think you do? I mean, not gonna lie, I’m not exactly a religious scholar. I just have some bits and pieces that I picked up from my old man. But as far as I know, at least, I don’t recall Kali ever taking out anyone who didn’t deserve it. And that’s assuming she even exists, right? I mean... there’s probably nothing to worry about. Probably. Hopefully.”

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