chop off the extra bit of Oklahoma and create Neo Oklahoma
Meanwhile in Neo-Okaloma
COWBOY.INI LOADED DOWNLOADING YEEHAW2.WAV 48% CHECKING GET_A_LONG PARAMETERS PARAMETER CHECK SUCCEEDED DUMPING HORNSWAGGLE CACHE ………………………………………………………………………… ………………………………………………………………… ………………………………………………….. …………………………………………. …………………………………. …………………………. ………………
I am now leaving Oklahoma forever.
this is why the internet was made
what part of the internet did this come from???
since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr
OKAY. GUYS.
When this came out and I saw it for the first time I was FLOORED. Little me was IN LOVE with the sparkly red dress, the intensity, and how she belted this song out.
I replayed it a thousand times and tried to sing along, and to this day it’s stuck with me and still inspires me in little ways and it’s like my dream to sing this in front of a crowd, THIS VERSION. It’s the best cover of this song ever made and I’m so glad it exists. I will listen to this song forever and ever.
This is actually my favorite version of the song as well. Shrek 2 is a fantastic movie that doesn’t get enough praise.
politics
My ringtone
reblogging this again just to say: if you havent seen this yet you really need to
this vine is just so excellent. the way that second guy just jumps in. the voice. the back shot and the dissonance of the FUCK OFF. this vine is a work of art.
except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem
Suction warlock
don the piss robe
+6 stealth -8 charisma
pisslord
I knew Bernie Sanders was secretly Mary Poppins
THE BIRDS HAVE SPOKEN
Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.
Had these sitting in my screenshots i guess
GET IT SEBASTIAN
@insert-selfdeprecating-songlyric what the hell is happening here??? also you love Sebastian so why not
Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013
I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.
Aesthetic
Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo.
As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid.
But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.
Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!
In case you forgot, take a look at this!
If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint!
And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!
well that was much shorter than usual
she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short
