sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny
- discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship
- miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR
- cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not
- fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee
- europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”
- fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”
- pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS
the tags on this post are some of the funniest i’ve ever seen in my notifications but this one made me choke on my Mohammedan Gruel
GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE