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attention deficit diva

@mervolio-blog / mervolio-blog.tumblr.com

20/pansexual/cis female/♓️/talks too damn much
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celestia ludenberg is the reason i wake up
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Anonymous asked:

spanish is my native tongue so if you ever wanna practice i'd be happy to help :D

thanks! i'm very forgetful though so i don't wanna hassle anyone trying to teach me, but who knows lmao

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fryingtoilet

STORENVY SCAM EMAIL WARNING

  Hey guys just wanted to quickly let you know that there’s an e-mail being sent out that goes something like “ Alert! Your store is at the risk of being shut down unless you give us your Paypal information” etc.

It looks pretty believable, but is a a phishing/scan email so DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR INFO! 

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thebootydiaries

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

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just mastered basic spanish! so if you and i are ever kidnapped and being held in a room where an unpredictable, erratic gentleman is pointing at a nearby dinner setup within the same room, screaming "usted bebe la leche!! yo soy come el pan!!" and you ask me through frightened tears what he wants from you i can tell you that he clearly wants you to drink that milk over there while he eats the bread right next to it. then he'll let us go.

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Anonymous asked:

I'm not trying to tell you how to run your life ... but I heard jill stein used to fraternize with the likes of ... Pope Alexander VI ...

sandsvendor100 answered:

YIPE AND FUCK !

ONE GOOD FOR NOTHING LIAR ARE YOU

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some guy came into work yesterday and came up to me with like this small little fishbowl type ornament thing on a rope that you can put a little flower or something in and asked me "do i buy this? is this gay?" and i said "oh, i don't know i think its cute." and groaned like he was saying 'oh no' and said "that's the same thing as gay!" then 10 minutes later bought it anyway

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thebootydiaries

guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)

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