honestly this is so much nicer than red
this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.
Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?
Elizabeth Gillies behind the scenes of the “Thank U, Next” music video
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. I think that’s how you’re supposed to start these things. I’m only going on what I’ve seen in the movies. Where do I even start? I’ve been pretending to be a - how would one phrase it in Catholic words? A harlot. It’s not like I’ve actually been doing the things that people are saying I’m doing, but - then again - I’m not denying them, so I’ve just been wondering: is that wrong? […] A lot of people hate me now. I kind of hate me, too. I could be wrong, but aren’t you supposed to say something or ask me questions. Tell me to say ‘Hail Marys’? Hello?
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Studies by Christian Lonsdale
Fast car and blossoms by gregandarianne
Sometimes you really have to put in the effort to have a happy day for yourself. But you deserve to live a fulfilling life, so try to build things into your schedule that make you happy! 💛
🚀 weed ✌️
my last two brain cells preparing a Depression Meal
I love how the second lick drags the kitty right across the floor, lol
I so loves this
These are my last 2 brain cells
literally what is she trying to do though???
The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it
i’ve just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet
watching an actress in full makeup pretend to wash her face and then pat dry her still fully contoured cheeks for an acne wash commercial
when i was 13 i had no idea what make up looked like on. media literacy is important
I especially like the makeup remover ads where she takes off her lipstick, to reveal lighter lipstick underneath.
or the commercials for razors with women shaving their already baby smooth, waxed legs
This is such a surreal, dystopian thing about our culture. We literally treat the natural female body like its obscene. No wonder girls grow up with so much self loathing when they feel as if their own skin is incorrect.
i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me
Op did you say it
did you say it op
google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time
