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Flint in 2018! FLINT STILL DOES NOT HAVE CLEAN WATER!  

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me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

do you ever think like. yeah. I’m doing good. and then you’re like. oh. oh I’m crying

Never feel bad for letting go of someone that treated u like a whatever thing

i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi

crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

can greg come too?

people who change their phone’s font to that squiggly one are not to be trusted

Bae: slow down! I’m about to cum…

Me:

Omfg

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

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