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Mr. Fox

@brendogfox / brendogfox.tumblr.com

Dry humor mixed with occasional video game glitches, nihilism, and pretty shit.
Feel free to ask about my art, FTM questions, or the meaning of life.
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marvel’s tv shows would be a lot better if they would stop trying to make them super dramatic and instead made them comedies that happen to be about superheroes. like @ marvel, recast clint barton and give him superhero show with a setup similar to parks and rec or the office and i guarantee you’ll get better tv ratings.

kate: dude you’re shaking, how much coffee did you drink today

clint: i haven’t had any coffee today

[immediately cuts to clint sitting in front of the camera, drinking some coffee]

clint: this is my 27th cup

literally anyone: [talks about how clint should drink more water and take more vitamins and generally try to take better care of himself]

clint: [looks into the camera and then turns off his hearing aid]

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One of Clint’s exes: You fell off a building again, didn’t you.

Clint, in traction: …No.

[Flashback: Clint making an amazing shot, tripping over brickwork, and falling off a building.]

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Anonymous asked:

Did I miss something why I see people saying Natasha is queer?

Natasha is listed as bisexual on her Marvel wikia page, probably on the evidence of two scenes from Deadly Origin #3 and A+X #2.

Disclaimer first: like the Marvel wikia I am not any sort of official authority, and the last thing I want to do is dictate how other fans can and cannot interpret her sexuality. I try to deal in adjectives and not labels. I do think there are deliberate homoerotic subtexts in a few Black Widow comics (Abattoir comes to mind) and that it’s easy enough to read something other than straight in some of Natasha’s interactions with Maria Hill and Yelena, or, for an MCU example, the lists she makes of women ostensibly for Steve to date.

But I’m leery of the Deadly Origin #3&and A+X #2 scenes. Both show Natasha kissing another woman, on panel:

Natasha: —This is for your own good.Bobbi: Mnm!
Rogue: What?! But I don’t know how—Natasha: Yes you do.Rogue: Oh. Good kisser. Spy secrets. Wow.

Both of these scenes are very carefully constructed give Natasha a reason for kissing a woman that isn’t rooted in her own feelings or desires. (Or the desires of the women she’s kissing.) Natasha kisses Bobbi to save her from nanobots, somehow, and kisses Rogue to pass on her own skillset, temporarily. Natasha was in a committed relationship with a man when these issues came out, and these kisses do nothing to change or challenge that. Compare to the random kiss she shared with Hawkeye in Avengers Assemble #5: confused and muddled, but provoking a strong emotional response. There’s no emotional response here, no gasping reveal. It’s not taken that seriously.

Furthermore, both of these sequences are framed by dudes watching. Natasha says she kisses Bobbi for the “theatricality” of it, for the benefit of her one-man audience of Clint Barton, or maybe for the benefit of whoever’s reading the comics. In the A+X issue, a panel zooms in on Natasha’s nipples, while Drooling Guy, the male gaze personified, clamors on about how hot she is.

OMG. It’s the Black Widow. She’s soooo hot.

It’s a joke, get it, about geek guys and desperation, but the punchline is we get to see the tit-shot, too, even as we’re mocked for wanting it. Making the male gaze visible doesn’t subvert it. We learn more here, I’d say, about what this nameless guy finds hot than what Natasha does. It’s the kind of girl-on-girl action that isn’t about girls, the kind Drooling Guy must dream about. And Marvel expects we dream about it, too— another AvX tie-in featured cheesecake girl sexy superhero “fights”, captioned with winner: you.

I think it’s dangerous to mistake this kind of straight-dude flavored fanservice for substantial queer representation. For me, the takeaway isn’t Natasha is officially bisexual but Marvel is officially kinda sketch. But I don’t want to stop anyone from trying to build these scenes into something better.

Panels from Black Widow: Deadly Origins #3 and A + X #2.
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13  Hawkeye

14  Hawkguy

15  Pizza Dog

So Hawkeye is probably one of the greatest monthlies in print at the moment.  It’s a perfect version of itself, a perfect fusion of artists and writer, of Hawkeye and Hawkguy, of pizza and dog.  Read it.  Read it all.  Let Hawkeye, starring Hawkeye (Kate Bishop) and Hawkeye (Clint Barton) and Pizza Dog (Arrow Lucky), become your monthly present to yourself.

Because every month could use some sprucing up.  Even a Mighty Month of Marvel.  Spruce it up by VOTING for the Marvel character you love best.

I love Pizza Dog best.

Drawing by me, Jake Wyatt

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Updated: I'm logging off, for real, but in a good way.... It's time to face counseling, focus on my career, and continue my art. I'm excited! I hope to rediscover the side of myself I haven't seen in years.... No more distractions, I have work that needs to be done on my life. Hugs all around, my charming bumpkins. xoxo

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basicmom

why do americans freak out over us canadians having bagged milk

WHO THE FUCK BAGS MILK

WHO THE FUCK BRINGS GUNS INTO WALMART

yeah that’s fair

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why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell

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