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it’s okay if you used to identify as bi and now identify as a lesbian. it’s okay if you used to id as a lesbian and now id as bi. you’re not wrong for it. self-discovery is a long and difficult process. it’s okay to change how you identify. don’t let anyone police you.

I was gonna joke "mom phineas and ferb are gaslighting me" then realized they kind of do technically gaslight candace and now I am losing my mind

phineas and ferb literally actively TELL linda that candace is telling the truth in many episodes. often they tell her "we built a rocket today" or some shit. it's linda who doesn't take any of her children seriously; she believes that candace makes things up or exaggerates and that phineas and ferb are playing pretend. on top of everythinf else going on i can NOT accept phineas and ferb slander on my dash today

Wash ur hands and go vote

o captain, my captain

No bro this isn’t a date listen bro It’s bruhnch

nice

sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive

a tumblr Youth™: you got to get off the internet when you turn 21 bc i don’t  like it

me: 

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

no hes spitting them in there