whatever happened to jewel theft? such a classy crime. babe i’m dark. i’m a criminal. you don’t wanna mess around with an international jewel thief like me. i’m stealing jewels back from a museum that stole them from a sacred crown. i’m stealing a jewel for an eccentric gay millionaire who wants to put it up his butt. let’s just say…. i live a life of dangur
i look so hot here
sorry