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tom ripley's guide to the perfect murder.

"you don't have to complete this drawing right now you can always come back to it later--" i have adhd and if i stop at any given point then this project will be dead to me, there will be no coming back to it later

women learned about the concept of love languages and never stfu

I hope our baby’s love language is acts of service

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

noo brain don't start missing things you've outgrown please ahah

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

“im a girls girl” is the new “im an empath” in terms of it being a phrase you only hear from the absolute worst people you’ve ever met

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.

"what do you do in spare time" i yearn and i dream about a life where im loved and nothings ever wrong and it takes up all of my evenings and weekends doing that

Yuri on Ice officially going down in history today as the most insane fumble of a franchise that i’ve ever seen in my life