sasquatch let me strap

fag and dyke does not mean man and woman. transmasc and transfem does not mean man and woman. guy and girl dont even mean man and woman to me anymore

The Mountain hare/skogshare reminds you of the importance to wash your feet, including between your toes!

japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style

guy who's about to push the PC-98 sound card to its absolute limit and create the most heartachingly beautiful music you've ever heard: Yeah okay

in a similar vein:

british game dev in the 90's: hey dude can you make some music for our game about a little red cartoon dude in a colorful world who can throw his body parts around

guy who's about to make shigeru miyamoto question whether this guy's music is actually coming out of the snes sound card: yeah okay

American game producer in the 90s: hey we’re making a shitty game where kids can enter to win about $100 worth of prizes, can somebody slap some music together so we can hurry up and grab a few hundred thousand kids’ allowances

Tim Follin about to make the NES sound chip sweat like a hooker in church in August: yeah okay

someone really commented "this is illegal" on a post about blocking weapons shipments to israel...and there was another person saying "finally someone pointed out you could go to jail for this". i'm losing my fucking mind. there is no legal avenue to stop what the US government is doing and you need to accept that at this point.

#there's a name for this!#it's called a ''familect'' and it evolves in every relationship type!#often dropping out of familect elicits the ''are you mad at me?'' response#because it makes your brain think ''something is wrong but I can't put my finger on it''#it's usually the lack of familect use (tags via @deesarrachi)

doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care

everyone's masc til they have to put on the customer service voice

sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response