We're Not Stupid

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

Idk if I posted my fav rat pic here yet. Here it is:

I have not been on here in 3??? Years?!!! Are any of my vitals still stuck on this hellsite?

Also is everybody I followed suddenly a Kpop blog?

Not a single monkey survived the Neuralink experiment. I’ll bet Elmo can’t wait to start torturing and murdering human beings with this.

Let us recap all of the major cons & grifts that many “journalist” fanboys inside the Musk Distortion Field™ are always so quick to always eat up without any serious pushback

Full Self Driving (link)

Cyber Truck’s “indestructible” windows (post)

SpaceX Starship debacle (post)

The Dogecoin scam (link)

Boring Tunnel to nowhere scam (link)

The meritorious, “self made man” mythos

And that’s without even addressing the absolute, total shitstorm of a racist cesspool that Elon Musk has turned Twitter into.

Honestly, anyone who buys into his Neuralink scam deserves whatever happens to them if they put that thing anywhere near their body.

great post but the people who will be most negatively affected by neuralink won't be bootlicking tech bros, itll be disabled people desperate for effective and affordable treatment that will be signing up for these trials. they are the ones who will die. please give a shit about them

Friendly reminder one of the things Neuralink is supposed to try and "fix" is autism. Its vile.

Also repeating this again:

The main people affected by Neuralink will be disabled people deaperate for treatment

americans are always saying shit like garbage disposal and i-95

Those are good names for a pair of orange cats

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

ERAS TOUR - São Paulo, Night 1

Me: Am I too privileged and spoiled because my dad is willing to help me move halfway across the country and has the financial means to do that even though the expense is kind of a strain on him

Someone else: *becomes a landlord at age 22*

Me: Ah, never mind.

Me: *buys starbucks for myself*

Me: Is this too much?

Someone else: *buys a coffee startup using money they borrowed from their dad*

Me: Ah, I see. *sips*

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

Capitalism is a Death Cult Mug by TheOutcastSociety

I love the reviews for this

SEBASTAIN STAN as BUCKY BARNES THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER • 1.04 “The Whole World Is Watching”

Ryer and I do EXACTLY the same thing when someone wakes us up.

Happy 6th Anniversary to this good old post of mine. It has aged well. 

People will say “write what you know!” But I know so little

“Bad books on writing tell you to ‘write what you know’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.”

—Joe Haldeman

What a perfectly brutal comment.

i’m literally losing my mind over this