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me getting ready in the morning

I have an announcement to make to y’all, the people of America. I was at this here McDonald’s on Dorsett. It’s, uh, Monday night. I was just disrespected in there, almost got in a fight with the gal in there. First of all, my first issue is the drive thru was filled all the way up and I had to walk inside. So then I’m, y’know, I’m already mad ‘cause I gotta get out m’car and go inside. So I go inside, I politely say ‘Hey, um, can I have a McRib meal, large size with a Dr. Pepper.’ And the lady says, ‘Okay, that’ll be 6.58.’ I said, ‘Ain’t you forgetting something, ma’am?’ And she said, ‘What?’ And I said, ‘You’re ‘sposed to offer me the extra McRib for a dollar when you buy the McRib meal.’ You ain’t gonna believe it, she looked me up and down and she said, ‘Well it don’t look like you need the extra McRib.’

Mc’scuse me bitch? I throat punched that bitch, I knocked her ass down. So if you come to the Dorsett McDonald’s and you see a lady named Charlene in there, tell her Carla sent ya, and then YOU throat punch her. Punch her in the cooter, I don’t give a damn. This is against my civil rights. Fuck you McDonald’s……… on Dorsett, not all the other ones I like the other ones.

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Paris Hilton & Charli XCX

Charli XCX attends the 2016 amfAR New York Gala at Cipriani Wall Street on February 10, 2016 in New York City.

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“give me ur fuckin money”

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Wolf Alice by Ben Rosser / BFA.com; 

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