‘I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library.’

I say “fight me” way too much for a girl who has to hold back tears when someone yells at me

My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

Do the dead f r i g h t en you?

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

how come on tv kids always got flat backpacks like when i was in school lifting my backpack was an olympic effort and yall look like u got like two folders n maybe a calculator in there

“how much coffee do you drink?”

“oh, not much,” i say, taking a sip of coffee. my hands are shaking. i haven’t slept in 3 days. i can hear colors

heart:

this was beautiful to read

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

throne of glass, a brief summary:

[palace is under demonic siege]

everyone: GET FLEETFOOT TO SAFETY!

i have chubby cheeks and chronic bitch face so i always look like a pissed off child

confidence is key

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS