SUNNYDAE

remember when larian put all the data together from the most popular character creator picks in bg3. and they thought there was a mistake, so they ran the numbers again, and no - the result was just authentically, in a world where you can be pink, and have glowing eyes, and horns, and a tail, the result was the most generic looking human white guy with brown hair

"it's me, John Baldur"

"it's always baldest before the gate"

i love when he said it's balding time and just balded all over

joe biden’s resumé, in order of importance:

the first time i ever heard about biden “causing” fob was in a tik tok and for some reason my immediate thought was that mr joseph biden himself told these motherfuckers to start a band, pep talk and everything. and then my second thought was maybe he had some connection with a record label, and called them up like “yeah, man, got this great band, great group of kids”

it never crossed my mind that pete wentz’s parents met at a fucking biden campaign

and it continues btw

Joe Biden being responsible for the formation of IDKhow was not something I was prepared to encounter today

Seeing Era-Defining KPOP sensation SHINee on a post about Joe Biden being directly responsible for the formation of Fall Out Boy was not something I expected to see today

we gotta scroll so far for the wikipedia article when we google something now it feels so fucking wrong

If I were Barack Obama I’d simply commit to the bit and make history a second time.

If I were Barack Obama I’d post “it wasn’t just in my imagination” and turn off my phone

Either they're related or this is the same person

It wasn’t me this time, I swear

I'd like to believe you but we both know what you're capable of

I made sourdough like that. We jokingly called it the “tasty brick” and cut off super thin slices because it WAS delicious, but it was so dense, a single normal slice would sit heavy in your belly like a brick.

I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this:

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!

Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.

i was like this post looks familiar and then realized it was plagiarized word for word from a year-old post by one of my mutuals

i just know walt sleeps like this on the couch after a long day of killing people and manipulating jesse

he cannot die. Unstoppable

Bad dog. Out you go

The Dog Will Stay

Too bad.

the dog stays

WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.

The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn. 

THE DOG STAYS

Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.

The dog goes. 

Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.

THE DOG. STAYS.

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

THE DOG GOES

THE DOG STAYS

^ this entire thread in a nutshell.

THE DOG IS MINE.

Quality vintage post

Guys im not hideo kojima I’m a mentally I’ll girl from Brazil sorry I lied to you 💔

i decoded this message and it seems to be referring to death stranding 2's multiplayer components. exciting!