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sweden every year about eurovision: wait i just had a revolutionary thought……… what if we send a hot dude……. with a pop-y song… and wait for it…. some super extra effects

eurovision 2018 conclusions so far:

• no matter how hard we pray, there shall always be shitty ballads

• netherlands is half-texan

• sweden sends the same white guy with the same generic song every year

• moldova keepin it fresh n fun every year

• european law says there shall always be 1 vampire competing in eurovision every year

• scandinavia hasn’t lost its viking obsession since lordi won in 2006

the father

the son

and the holy ghost?

#my favourite shows are cancelled and on hiatus mood

nothing beats out of context eurovision 

Mijn grootste probleem met waylons act is dat heel tumblr nu denkt dat we allemaal country luisteren

Bedoel je: heel europa

Heel Europa en de paar Amerikanen die op tumblr ongevraagd worden geconfronteerd met eurovision

hoe heel europa ons nu ziet

(@nedergrappies)

Singer from Ukraine literally rising from a coffin??? Iconic

a PIANO coffin. truly iconic.

A PIANO coffin that gets SET ON FIRE. Truly Eurovision Iconic.

In 2018 we don’t burn pianos anymore we sleep in them

…never mind

The Netherlands - Eurovision 2018

Nou Jan Smit ik vind jouw muziek verschrikkelijk so I guess that makes two of us that are disappointed

petitie om Jan Smit ervan te weerhouden ooit zn bek open te trekken over andermans muziek

Petitie om dit uit te breiden zodat alle Toppers nooit meer hun bek open mogen trekken over andermans muziek

eurovision out of tune contest

Hungary delivering on what Scandinavia denied us

La La Land (2016)

that one kid in the class who actually listens to the teacher say all aboard

I miss Petra and Mans

Me @ half of the eurovision contestants

Step 5! The violin, the drums and the kvinnaböske might make it all feel a little bit old fashioned, but this can easily be fixed by adding a DJ who pretends to scratch. In real life of course, this is thirty years old but in Eurovision, it will give your number a contemporary feel

- “Love Love Peace Peace,” Petra Mede & Måns Zelmerlöw (2016)