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22 || Southern California || Neurobiology & Spanish
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excalibelle

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

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sandandglass

President Obama tries to get a driver’s license

this is funny

his face in the last one 😭😭😭

I don’t care about your political beliefs, but just compare Obama’s sense of humor to Trump’s fat shaming and jokes about disabled people and goddamn I miss Obama.

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You’re gonna wish you never met him, lying still in your bed with wet eyes and a sore stomach, praying the pain will fade into numbness so you could just get some sleep. But you won’t regret a second spent with him, because those nights made you radiate life when you were used shivering alone in the cold.
You’re gonna want to give your heart to someone new, and you will. And you will finally accept that he is gone, finally believe you are okay with it. But when you find a love with eyes that reflect your smile, you won’t be able to be able to offer every piece of yourself. Because a part of you will always belong to him; and in a way, you will feel emptiness in everything you do.
You’ll lie next to your lover, wondering where he is sleeping. You’ll wear a ring, remembering that he liked you in white. You’ll watch your children grow, warning them of strangers with soft brown eyes.
You’ll be happy. Yes, you will. And you’ll be where you belong, with a love you so deserve. But you will always ache.
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