zodiac signs as bad habits

aries: not texting back, chewing on gum really loudly, double dipping

taurus: unbalanced sleep/eating schedule, drinking too much coffee, reality tv

gemini: not letting other people finish their stories, talking too loudly, slouching

cancer: judging other people for everything, getting overly protective of friends

leo: talking during movies, not applying sunscreen regularly, spending too much money while shopping

virgo: not sleeping, reading halfway through a book and forgetting about it, not accepting help from others

libra: losing important papers, lying to parents, chewing with your mouth open

scorpio: procrastinating, leaving empty candy wrappers everywhere, sleeping with makeup on

sagittarius: chipping off nail polish, overthinking everything, correcting other peoples grammar too much

capricorn: letting others push you around, not hiding disdain towards others, skipping breakfast

aquarius: leaving clothes on the floor, never organizing school work until finals week, road rage

pisces: interrupting others, watching netflix at one in the morning, playing music too loudly in headphones

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship

Pretty much

things i wish for you in 2016:

I crossed over to the other side while reading this